Navy warships dispatched as Spain invades seas around Gib

#3
A Foreign Office spokesman said: 'It's a violation of British sovereignty and something we take very seriously indeed.

'We hope they will stop doing it.'

Yet again a mastery of understatement from King Charles Street.

Another Hispanophonic country raises its head and the response from the FO is


"Wibble"
 
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jboldie said:
Won't be long before the FO signs it back to Spain anyway,just to prove we are 'good Europeans',with Treasury backing,of course.
Just put my battledress in for dry cleaning. Were all going on a summer holiday....not.

Someone may be taking advantage of our committments me thinks. I've just done my token protest by putting my chorizo sausages in the bin. There that will teach them. That's probably more than than the government may do.

Edited to add scorn.
 
#8
This is why those fcuksticks in parliment shoud get a grip, sack those who need sacking and pay back what needs to be paid back, and then get on with governing hte country.

Otherwise every tinpot muppet with an axe to grind will be trying to take us on........

That and rebuilding the Armed Forces again, so this sort of caper doesn't enter silly foreigners heads.

The hyenas only get brave when the Lion looks old and frail.
 
#9
I think the RM need to do a beach landing 'accidentally' !!

Stilts
 
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STILTS said:
I think the RM need to do a beach landing 'accidentally' !!

Stilts
aye thats what we need. get the display team to demonstrate a bit of naked roll matt fighting and they'll be running scarred in no time.


i think we should cut out the middle man, take mainland spain and use it as a foothold in europe to destroy everything in france but the cheap booze.
 
#11
STILTS said:
I think the RM need to do a beach landing 'accidentally' !!

Stilts
Yup, a couple of thousand strong with a dozen or so warships in support should do the trick. Do we have enough left?

This is what happens when you have a weak government consumed with its own importance. It gives the likes of the Spaniards big ideas.
Still, it would give Gordon the oppurtunity to look big and hard should something develop won't it?
 
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STILTS said:
I think the RM need to do a beach landing 'accidentally' !!

Stilts
I believe they did exactly that a while ago to secure the Rock in the first place-a quick call to their Commandant General should fix things-how about it ,Sir?Oh,and please send someone on a MAPRIC course first... :roll:
 
#17
I believe a detachment of the ACF could hold Gib against the Spaniards.
 
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