Navy or Army?

#1
I don't know whether to join the Army or the Royal Navy. I like the idea of the army. I want to be fighting Rag Heads with an M14 in afghanistan like Rambo did, but I don't want to be what my old man would call a knuckle dragging gorilla. I am thinking about the Navy though. Getting to see the world, and get all the women. I just can't decide...
 
#2
HMMmm, it's all down to Blue suit or Green suit then? Go RAF Reg, job jobbed!
 
#4
Just had a baguette from the mess and I put in wayyyy too much mustard. The fucker tasted like a 40 year old Thai hookers snatch, burning my mouth like trying to swallow fire.


Kinda liked it though.
 
#8
I don't know whether to join the Army or the Royal Navy. I like the idea of the army. I want to be fighting Rag Heads with an M14 in afghanistan like Rambo did, but I don't want to be what my old man would call a knuckle dragging gorilla. I am thinking about the Navy though. Getting to see the world, and get all the women. I just can't decide...

Dont fuck about......... go Marines best of both worlds...

You get to drag your knuckles round like a gorilla and you get all the sodomy the Navy can offer........plus as a bonus you get to wear pretty pink lipstick on sundays too
 
#9
I don't know whether to join the Army or the Royal Navy. I like the idea of the army. I want to be fighting Rag Heads with an M14 in afghanistan like Rambo did, but I don't want to be what my old man would call a knuckle dragging gorilla. I am thinking about the Navy though. Getting to see the world, and get all the women. I just can't decide...
I was Army, my cousin was, my dad was, and his dad etc and I always wanted at least one of mine to go into the Army. Looking at the forces now, I'd be happy if my middle one (the one with the right attitude) went into the Navy if he wanted to.
 
#10
Dont fuck about......... go Marines best of both worlds...

You get to drag your knuckles round like a gorilla and you get all the sodomy the Navy can offer........plus as a bonus you get to wear pretty pink lipstick on sundays too
I don't want to be a marine. I know they are better than para's, but I have been told infantry are better than Marines
 
#11
Are you army? Do the Navy get baguettes too?
The Navy wouldn't know what to do with a baguette. Probably surrender their iPods to it.
 
#12
I don't want to be a marine. I know they are better than para's, but I have been told infantry are better than Marines
Marines. Originally policemen at sea.
 
#18
Baguettes? Filthy French crap, the Navy each Ginsters Cornish pasty's, food off the gods.
 
#19
I prefer spam in my baguette, with a little french mustard
 

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