Navy medic looks after Royal Marines in Helmand

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Ministry of Defence said:
Military medic Tanya Wilson has swapped the wards of the Queen Alexandra Hospital in Portsmouth for the front line in Afghanistan where, for the past five months, she has been accompanying Royal Marines on patrol.

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I notice they chose a mildy attractive target for the story, not one of the numerous disgusting fat munters that stampeded straight to the cheesecake counter on arrival at bastion.
 
#3
Mildly Attractive? She looks like Danny Dyer!
 
#6
true................
 
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And in other news, Army Medics treat Army Personell!

I know I slag the MOD news feed of a lot, but it does seem to throw up a lot of obvious information. Maybe it'll get the "scoop" of "British Army fires at Taliban" next.
 
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I ******* hate the MOD shite, it reminds me of twisted dictatorship spin, something out of V for vendetta. So I make no apologies for deriding it at every opportunity despite it being a feed.
 
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Fair one. Maybe if we tell it enough some 2* with **** all to do will notice.

Mod Feed........no-one loves you......theres a bedsit in Bridgend with some free rope thrown in up for sale.....
 
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I ******* hate the MOD shite, it reminds me of twisted dictatorship spin, something out of V for vendetta. So I make no apologies for deriding it at every opportunity despite it being a feed.
You realise that you can put it on Ignore? I have, for exactly the same reason.
 
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I notice they chose a mildy attractive target for the story, not one of the numerous disgusting fat munters that stampeded straight to the cheesecake counter on arrival at bastion.
Doris Piegobbler, CMT(V), restocks the gyms at Bastion with bottled water.

Doris, 22 Stone, from Croydon province, Chavistan, spoke to our reporter earlier this week.

'It's well 'ard like, stressful, innit, what wiv the chaffin of the issue keks on me minge an all that, but whilst the 'ot wevva's dryin me jack n danny aht, well dehydratated aint I, an all these squaddy types, well l caaaant complain can I? I tell 'em, dont cam in me cant cam in me maaf...'

An MoD spokesperson refused to comment.
 
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I didnt actually,how?
Left-click on the username, then click on 'View Profile'. When the profile page comes up, scroll down the column of options on the LHS - 'Add To Ignore List' is about the third one down. Click on that, and follow the prompts. It's easier than it might sound.
 
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And in other news, Army Medics treat Army Personell!

I know I slag the MOD news feed of a lot, but it does seem to throw up a lot of obvious information. Maybe it'll get the "scoop" of "British Army fires at Taliban" next.
They're missing a trick really - every six months they could have 3,500 separate stories of 'deployed serviceman does his/her job as per their training' and really spam the shit out of ARRSE.
 
#17
those greedy bastards in the field hospitals always hog (pun intended) all the good looking medics so its mostly munters that end up attached.

i cant prove this, but it is a scientific FACT
 

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