Military medic Tanya Wilson has swapped the wards of the Queen Alexandra Hospital in Portsmouth for the front line in Afghanistan where, for the past five months, she has been accompanying Royal Marines on patrol.
Doris Piegobbler, CMT(V), restocks the gyms at Bastion with bottled water.
Doris, 22 Stone, from Croydon province, Chavistan, spoke to our reporter earlier this week.
'It's well 'ard like, stressful, innit, what wiv the chaffin of the issue keks on me minge an all that, but whilst the 'ot wevva's dryin me jack n danny aht, well dehydratated aint I, an all these squaddy types, well l caaaant complain can I? I tell 'em, dont cam in me cant cam in me maaf...'
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