Navy lose a Sub

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gremlin, Apr 5, 2006.

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  1. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    The Matelots have had a bit of a problem in Italy with one of their 2 ROVs

    BBC article here

    I particularly like the last line re salvage rights.

    Anyone with a boat free this weekend????
     
  2. I have some water wings and a snorkel, can I come?
     
  3. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Only if you bring a picnic hamper as well!!!
     
  4. So - not a sub then?
     
  5. probably snagged the fooking plane didnt they
     
  6. I have a Picnic Hamper and i can swimm 100m unaided am i in??
     
  7. probably snagged the fooking plane didnt they
     
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It would be an interesting Board of Inquiry. I wonder if they are open to the public 8)
     
  9. I can also bring a disposable barbecue and a crate of beer :)
     
  10. Indeed, dock their wages! :lol:
     
  11. Quote from news.telegraph "However, under Italian maritime salvage rights, anyone who finds the equipment is able to claim it and sell it on to a third party"

    Navy in the Sh1t then :D :D :D
     
  12. Right lads, I,ve got a fcuking great long bit of rope. All we need now is a fcuking great big magnet !!!! An AVRE would,nt go a miss either to pull the bloody thing up. Can anybody pull some strings ??? (no pun intended)

    LT.
     
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    OK to get the filthy Italian Lira (or scummy euros) we need a plan. First of all we need someone to go down and look for the ROV (Remotely Operated Vehicle?). May I suggest we use Pentwyn as the weight to get the rope down? We would then have our own AOP (Arrse Operated Pentwyn). Once she/he/it has detected the lump of RN metal then she/it/he attaches the rope to our bit of booty and he/she/it sinks to the bottom of the lake. We pull said piece of metal to the surface and sell to the highest bidder. Double whammy!

    (Of course if they ain't Brits then we will take the money and renage saying come and get it if you think you are hard enough)
     
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    e bay anyone?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. When's the next Google Earth pass?