naughty snacks

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fairy_nuff, Feb 22, 2013.

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  1. Ok so if this happened which one would you choose and why?

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  2. Mmm ... they all look quite delicious.

    And thanks Ms Nuff for an original funny :)
  3. Mumsnet is over there. Be a love though and put the kettle on before you fuck off.
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  4. Who me, or Fairy Nuff?

    I'm more than happy to make a brew and offer choccy bars around.

    Cunty Twat anyone?
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  5. Well if you're offering.....

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  6. I'd choose to cover you in lighter fluid and flick kitchen matches at you while slowly strangling your pets in front of you.

    Put your knickers on and fuck off. Take your ten year old (at least) picture with you.
  7. hmmmmm decisions,

    well not milky knickers that sounds like a euphemism for thrush,
    not s&m I bruise like a peach,
    I'm not keen on fish so not a cunty,
    that leaves a 50/50 between a twat and gaybar....seen as on a friday night MrBee can be quite the twat when returning from the pub and I have to clean up vomit, it's not really a treat,

    So ill go for a gaybar please :p
  8. Pffffffffft, and it all started off so promising too.
  9. well that's women for you, starts of promising ends up being a waste of time effort and money.
  10. What is this utter fucking shit? Kill yourselves, resuscitate yourselves and kill yourselves again.
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  11. This has just reminded me of the kitty cat lounge from the film A.L.F!
  12. It reminds me of how much I need to get out of here and back to S/E Asia for a break.
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  13. Well; Milky Way, Bounty, Snickers, M&M's and Galaxy are all made by Mars. Apart from that, spot on
  14. I'll have a Marrse Bar thanks.

    Righto, I'm off then.
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