Naughty Joke

#1
"Mummy........"

"Yes, dear?"

"What's a c*ck?"

"It's that dangly thing between a man's legs, dear"

"Mummy, what's a c*nt?"

"Oh, that's the rest of him, dear"

I'll get me coat
 
#4
"Mummy?? Mummy??"

What?...

"Mummy all the kids in the nursery say I have the biggests c ock"

Ermm.....

"Mummy!!!?? Mumm!!???"

What!!!???

"Is it true Mummy?? Is it???"

Of course it's effn true!!!

"Really??? How do you know???"

Because you're a retard and 25.
 
#5
Techchick said:
I liked it........
That's because you're a pleb.

There's a joke section. And NAAFI rules - read them.
 
#6
Here's a good one, Mum & Dad in bed and son comes in and asks,

Boy to Dad, Dad what's the difference between a pussy and a cnut ?

Dad gently lifts back the quilt to show mum's Pussy, look son, he says thats a pussy.

Son, it looks nice dad, can I touch it,? dad says, no son you'll wake the cnut up.
 
#7
dingerr said:
Techchick said:
I liked it........
That's because you're a pleb.

There's a joke section. And NAAFI rules - read them.
Me too...

I knew but I just had to.....

Its friday and I'm winding down.
 
#10
sandybag said:
Sorry, I must read the rules too sometime.

Join the others that havn't bothered.
 
#12
Little girl sees Mummy getting out of shower...

"Mummy, whats that between your legs?"

"Thats Mummy's pussy" she replies "You ll get one just like it when you re a big girl"

Later little girl catches Daddy getting out of shower...

"Oh Daddy, whats that between your legs?"

"Thats Daddy's cOck" comes the reply

"Oh" says the little girl "And when will I get one of those?".........

















"Just as soon as your mother goes to the bingo!" 8)
 
#13
dingerr said:
sandybag said:
Sorry, I must read the rules too sometime.

Join the others that havn't bothered.
Dingerr..

That's the first joke I've ever posted on Arrse. Ever.

Not exactly a Cinzano moment I know....

The only other joke I was tempted to post was my CV. But that's Comedy Gold... :D
 
#14
mwl946 said:
Little girl sees Mummy getting out of shower...

"Mummy, whats that between your legs?"

"Thats Mummy's pussy" she replies "You ll get one just like it when you re a big girl"

Later little girl catches Daddy getting out of shower...

"Oh Daddy, whats that between your legs?"

"Thats Daddy's c***" comes the reply

"Oh" says the little girl "And when will I get one of those?".........

Oi mwl946, you'll be for a talking to when dingerr sees this boy.!

















"Just as soon as your mother goes to the bingo!" 8)
 
#16
mwl946 said:
Oops - mea culpa :oops: :oops: :oops:


.........and Im not a boy, which prob makes it worse!
Get yersel off tae Confession hen!!! :D :D

That'll be at least three decades of the Rosary, and helping make the sarnies at the next Bring 'n' Buy sale.
 
#17
I know a good joke along those lines, Sparky.....................

................on second thought, maybe not, this naughty step plays havoc with the piles :oops:
 
#19
mwl946 said:
I know a good joke along those lines, Sparky.....................

................on second thought, maybe not, this naughty step plays havoc with the piles :oops:
Oh yeah, that one,...

"What did you get in Confession??"

The mars bar/50p/packet of ready salted crisps one??..

Along those lines Owl??
 

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