Naughty Joke

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  1. "Mummy........"

    "Yes, dear?"

    "What's a c*ck?"

    "It's that dangly thing between a man's legs, dear"

    "Mummy, what's a c*nt?"

    "Oh, that's the rest of him, dear"

    I'll get me coat
  2. c+ could try harder
  3. I liked it........
  4. "Mummy?? Mummy??"


    "Mummy all the kids in the nursery say I have the biggests c ock"


    "Mummy!!!?? Mumm!!???"


    "Is it true Mummy?? Is it???"

    Of course it's effn true!!!

    "Really??? How do you know???"

    Because you're a retard and 25.
  5. That's because you're a pleb.

    There's a joke section. And NAAFI rules - read them.
  6. Here's a good one, Mum & Dad in bed and son comes in and asks,

    Boy to Dad, Dad what's the difference between a pussy and a cnut ?

    Dad gently lifts back the quilt to show mum's Pussy, look son, he says thats a pussy.

    Son, it looks nice dad, can I touch it,? dad says, no son you'll wake the cnut up.
  7. Me too...

    I knew but I just had to.....

    Its friday and I'm winding down.
  8. Sorry, I must read the rules too sometime.
  9. Oh, so sorry, dingerr, guess that makes two of us? 8O

  10. Join the others that havn't bothered.
  11. Is it a hanging offence then dingerr,?
  12. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Little girl sees Mummy getting out of shower...

    "Mummy, whats that between your legs?"

    "Thats Mummy's pussy" she replies "You ll get one just like it when you re a big girl"

    Later little girl catches Daddy getting out of shower...

    "Oh Daddy, whats that between your legs?"

    "Thats Daddy's cOck" comes the reply

    "Oh" says the little girl "And when will I get one of those?".........

    "Just as soon as your mother goes to the bingo!" 8)
  13. Dingerr..

    That's the first joke I've ever posted on Arrse. Ever.

    Not exactly a Cinzano moment I know....

    The only other joke I was tempted to post was my CV. But that's Comedy Gold... :D
  15. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Oops - mea culpa :oops: :oops: :oops:

    .........and Im not a boy, which prob makes it worse!