Naughty Ex-Mayor

#2
Thats nothing compared to what that twat Livingstone got away with while he was at the helm in London.
Rather have a knicker sniffer than the communist thieving cnut that Livingstone was.
 
#3
nebapneb said:
Ex-mayor admits stealing women's underwear

A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear
now theres 'nowt wrong with that i s'pose
so long as you don't get caught
but have you seen his face?
its beaker from the muppets

Well looking at him it is hardly surprising it would either be that or crusing the local toilets. Mind you what's wrong with nicking them off the washing line or was just after the filthy skid marked ones.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#4
I recall a good few years back, when the 'Pansy Patrol' had been to the local 'Fairy Dell' one of our cities green and open spaces, when they brought in the city Mayor, caught soliciting a young bobby in the gents there. Quite a nice feeling, as he was not very pro us anyway.
 
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#5
Mr_Deputy said:
George Formby would most likely have something to say about this:

Now I'm just a lad from a Lancashire town
now it looks like I'll go down
for a long stretch at her majesty's pleasure
cos I take what ain't mine for fun and leisure

i'm the king of the window-lickers
when i'm stealin' knick-ers

When I see you leave the house, I try my best to hide
I creep upstairs and nose about inside
I don your nightie and your panties for reference
but I'm back in time for a Town Hall conference.

oh yes, cos - i'm the king of the window-lickers
when i'm stealin' knick-ers
Could you go and teach Durchy how to write poetry Mr D????
 
#6
Mr_Deputy said:
George Formby would most likely have something to say about this:

Now I'm just a lad from a Lancashire town
now it looks like I'll go down
for a long stretch at her majesty's pleasure
cos I take what ain't mine for fun and leisure

i'm the king of the window-lickers
when i'm stealin' knick-ers

When I see you leave the house, I try my best to hide
I creep upstairs and nose about inside
I don your nightie and your panties for reference
but I'm back in time for a Town Hall conference.

oh yes, cos - i'm the king of the window-lickers
when i'm stealin' knick-ers
Turned out nice again.

Which is more than can be said about the ex-mayor.
 
#7
Is he off the P.O.F website?
 
#8
His only sin was being caught.......... :wink:
 

spad

War Hero
#9
bet he got bullied at school!
 
#11
What to get bullied or nick women's knickers. Times must be hard after they stopped filming the Tefal adverts.
 
#12
re-stilly said:
nebapneb said:
Ex-mayor admits stealing women's underwear

A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear
now theres 'nowt wrong with that i s'pose
so long as you don't get caught
but have you seen his face?
its beaker from the muppets

Well looking at him it is hardly surprising it would either be that or crusing the local toilets. Mind you what's wrong with nicking them off the washing line or was just after the filthy skid marked ones.
Were they still wearing them at the time :?:
 
#13


Looks like a typical mayor.
He'll probably claim that he was sexually abused to justify his crimes - seems to be the current trend.
 
#14
phil37 said:


Looks like a typical mayor.
He'll probably claim that he was sexually abused to justify his crimes - seems to be the current trend.
nah he'll probably go
meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep!

 
#15
phil37 said:


Looks like a typical mayor.
He'll probably claim that he was sexually abused to justify his crimes - seems to be the current trend.

Who the fuck would want to abuse that :?: Sexually that is.
 
#17
nebapneb said:
Ex-mayor admits stealing women's underwear

A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear
now theres 'nowt wrong with that i s'pose
so long as you don't get caught
but have you seen his face?
its beaker from the muppets

When I did my first course on sexual abuse (yes I'm an expert, don't go on!), I was taught that the deviants and weirdos never looked like the old idea of the little man in a dirty raincoat!

How wrong they were!!

Give this guy a Columbo raincoat over his suit and you have it!
 
#18
I s’pose it all got started
With close contact with me aunties
But then I got the knicker bug
And now I’m nicking panties!
Hey Hey! Turned out nice again.

Ohh..sorry, forgot:
Ho Ho Ho Green Giant.
 
#19
tom_dkg said:
nebapneb said:
Ex-mayor admits stealing women's underwear

A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear
now theres 'nowt wrong with that i s'pose
so long as you don't get caught
but have you seen his face?
its beaker from the muppets

When I did my first course on sexual abuse (yes I'm an expert, don't go on!), I was taught that the deviants and weirdos never looked like the old idea of the little man in a dirty raincoat!

How wrong they were!!

Give this guy a Columbo raincoat over his suit and you have it!

As a child he was bullied, he had his ears pulled...and was hit in the face with a cricket bat.
But he overcame being a little cunt and when he grew up, he joined a circus as a clown and then became Ringmaster and a big cunt. He has since been arrested for being a total cunt and has resigned.
 
#20
Personally, I think the poor tw@t got fitted up as he is the only man alive who looks like a photofit.


........er and an RLC pad's wife.
 
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