Naughty Ex-Mayor

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  1. Ex-mayor admits stealing women's underwear

    now theres 'nowt wrong with that i s'pose
    so long as you don't get caught
    but have you seen his face?
    its beaker from the muppets

  2. Thats nothing compared to what that twat Livingstone got away with while he was at the helm in London.
    Rather have a knicker sniffer than the communist thieving cnut that Livingstone was.
  3. Well looking at him it is hardly surprising it would either be that or crusing the local toilets. Mind you what's wrong with nicking them off the washing line or was just after the filthy skid marked ones.
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I recall a good few years back, when the 'Pansy Patrol' had been to the local 'Fairy Dell' one of our cities green and open spaces, when they brought in the city Mayor, caught soliciting a young bobby in the gents there. Quite a nice feeling, as he was not very pro us anyway.
  5. Could you go and teach Durchy how to write poetry Mr D????
  6. Turned out nice again.

    Which is more than can be said about the ex-mayor.
  7. Is he off the P.O.F website?
  8. His only sin was being caught.......... :wink:
  9. bet he got bullied at school!
  10. Doesn't look the type does he....
  11. What to get bullied or nick women's knickers. Times must be hard after they stopped filming the Tefal adverts.
  12. Were they still wearing them at the time :?:
  13. [​IMG]

    Looks like a typical mayor.
    He'll probably claim that he was sexually abused to justify his crimes - seems to be the current trend.
  14. nah he'll probably go
    meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep!


  15. Who the fuck would want to abuse that :?: Sexually that is.