Naughty chocolates

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by moving-target-survivor, Nov 5, 2007.

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  1. Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.

    She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.

    On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

    He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.

    'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

    They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

    It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg.

    He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Miss Rowntree shaked her Tic Tacs for him.

    Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.

    He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

    When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.

    She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

    Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

    Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
  2. Surprised no one curled down a walnut whip on this thread. Is this off to the hole yet? Doubt it will be long....
  3. Couldn't be arrsed with a witty reply but I agree .. to the hole with it 8O
  4. You have got way too much free time.
  5. Think its time you had a break. Have a KitKat. Your mum does. She likes the old four fingers up there. Its no picnic but maybe she'll wispa it to you one night.
  6. Utter dog toffee :D

  7. Laughed my head off. Cheers.
  8. Am I the only one who thought that this was going to be a thread about scat?
  9. Do you think Scat every time you see a Japanese chick?
  10. Yes - pervert (and its NOT meant to a compliment :twisted: )
  11. Fcuk me. STOP PRESS. I made someone laugh. First time for everything.
  12. oh ffs....its from an email*

    * If I've got any free time, I tend to bang-one out whilst dreaming of Dale
  13. I think you're duty bound to write back to the person who sent you the email and tell them that they have got too much time on their hands.

    Wasn't from Main Bldg by any chance was it? Flaming shirkers.
  14. we have a winner!...its a DLO email.

    (They're a lazy bunch of cnuts I tell you :p )
  15. so this thread isn't about dildo-shaped O-Henry Bars and women bits cast in Caramilk?

    Guess I'll have to wait until Valentine's Day for those to pop up [ which should be just after the Christmas decorations come down on Boxing Day ]