Naughty Bootie

#2
Indeed I saw this, this morning, made me larf, mong cabbage head, how did he think the pictures would never be seen?
 
#4
I'm sure there was a DIN on ARRSE that said he could do what he did.

There must be a fantastic atmosphere in the Mess.
 
#7
Utterly disgraceful!
He should have worn a dress, stockings and high heels, like all the other booties.
 
#9
If he was a Para I could have come up with a nice "Heavy Drop" joke.

The fat bastard.
 

AlienFTM

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#13
So he's blagged being confirmed in rank as Sgt and winning a best endeavour award in training?

What a lizard but hardly crime of the century.

My ex birds fit mates think I was running Black Ops in Lebanon in the 80's.
Most people who know me think the scar on my left palm is from when I stopped a 9mm bullet in me hand in northern Ireland in 1976. Well for at least a couple of seconds until I call wah on meself and tell them it's from stopping a beer glass when I slipped on a wet floor in a working man's club in Sunderland in 1973.

Nothing new in life.
 
#14
Why does he feel the need to do this?
 
#16
Most people who know me think the scar on my left palm is from when I stopped a 9mm bullet in me hand in northern Ireland in 1976.
If you'd gone to a school that taught cricket, you'd have known that you must move your hand with the bullet to enable you to catch it.

At least, that's what I tell people when I explain the absence of a scar on my left palm.
 

AlienFTM

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Book Reviewer
#18
If you'd gone to a school that taught cricket, you'd have known that you must move your hand with the bullet to enable you to catch it.

At least, that's what I tell people when I explain the absence of a scar on my left palm.
You didn't read my post properly, did you? If I had been catching a bullet I'd have done what you say. Strawberry mivvies don't get this, hence it's me that calls wah on myself.
 
#20
You didn't read my post properly, did you?
Yes, you were giving a reason for the scar on your palm. I gave a reason why I don't have one.

The part of your post that begs credibility is the inference that there was a working man in Sunderland in 1973.
 
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