Naughty Bootie

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by waffen, Apr 10, 2013.

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  1. Indeed I saw this, this morning, made me larf, mong cabbage head, how did he think the pictures would never be seen?
     
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    Do the RMs get to choose which shoulder the Sgt's sash goes over?
     
  3. I'm sure there was a DIN on ARRSE that said he could do what he did.

    There must be a fantastic atmosphere in the Mess.
     
  4. Oh fucking bollocks,thought this thread would contain pics of female genitalia.obviously I can see it's just about arseholes.
     
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  5. Do the booties have BFT?
     
  6. Utterly disgraceful!
    He should have worn a dress, stockings and high heels, like all the other booties.
     
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  7. I do believe it is the right shoulder so that the sash does not interfere with the ebay awards. :)
     
  8. If he was a Para I could have come up with a nice "Heavy Drop" joke.

    The fat bastard.
     
  9. He is indeed of spacehopper proportions
     
  10. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    Big Fucking Tummy?
     
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  11. So he's blagged being confirmed in rank as Sgt and winning a best endeavour award in training?

    What a lizard but hardly crime of the century.

    My ex birds fit mates think I was running Black Ops in Lebanon in the 80's.




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  12. AlienFTM

    AlienFTM LE Book Reviewer

    Most people who know me think the scar on my left palm is from when I stopped a 9mm bullet in me hand in northern Ireland in 1976. Well for at least a couple of seconds until I call wah on meself and tell them it's from stopping a beer glass when I slipped on a wet floor in a working man's club in Sunderland in 1973.

    Nothing new in life.
     
  13. Why does he feel the need to do this?