Naturism and keeping your knees tightly gripped together.

#21
Bovvy - we weren't asking for a shot of your 53 year old rack and grid; a gash shot is a gash shot. I want to see what I'm going to have to put up with when I'm over the hill.
Although if your curtains are down by your knees don't post it... please...
 
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crabby said:
Bovvy - we weren't asking for a shot of your 53 year old rack and grid; a gash shot is a gash shot. I want to see what I'm going to have to put up with when I'm over the hill.
Although if your curtains are down by your knees don't post it... please...
 

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bovvy said:
crabby said:
Bovvy - we weren't asking for a shot of your 53 year old rack and grid; a gash shot is a gash shot. I want to see what I'm going to have to put up with when I'm over the hill.
Although if your curtains are down by your knees don't post it... please...


MUM??? :oops: :roll:
 
#24
I've got a sudden craving for a kebab
 
#25
Flashing of the fanny is fine in these establisments as long as you do not have a wide on.
 
#26
Irrespective of how you attempt to hide your muff some perv will be watching your every move mate.

Some even make a living out of it - check out the gash on here

I'd say just go with the flow and lay how you feel comfortable - unless of course bits of your anatomy are going to hang out and cause distress to tourists, trip up passing kids, cause tsunami in faraway lands etc.
 
#27
If you're enjoying it a bit too much, then regardless of what you do with your legs it'll be obvious; you'll be dripping like a fcuked fridge.

If your gash really is that hideous cover it up and don't go to a nudist beach and inflict on everyone else.
 
#28
bovvy said:
I know this isn't military, but I've tried looking on naturist websites ...... and googling "naturism, vulva, exposed, etiquette" (and variations thereof) ..... with no satisfactory answer.

What do ARRsers no about naturism? Not agreat deal, the thought of birds running around naked flashing the gash can only add interest on this site for the most devious, googling "vulva exposed" sites is a natural occurance



Is anyone familiar with the rules of etiquette? How much of a social gaff would it be to flash your fanny? (inadvertently, of course).


On this site flashing your fanny is held in high esteam, and should be law.

Please provide details of beach for further study into this subject!!
 
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bovvy said:
sebcoe said:
Please provide details of beach for further study into this subject!!
http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/118087

....... is the one to which I was referring, but there are are others, elsewhere.
I note that there is no sign stating that the ARRSE Camouflage School will be resident from Easter till october.

Howver the Pervs from ARRSE will expect this:
 

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#36
Bovvy having seen THE SHOT I now understand why blonde was dropped. BTW you are far to close to FBG, T_Rex and the fake Cornish man to attempt such a feat 8)
 

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#38
bovvy; here in Cambridgeshire are two excellent beaches, suitable for going naked, Landbeach and Waterbeach. The latter has the major disadvantage of having a load of sappers nearby, but I would generously offer to be your escort, to ensure no prying eyes intruded on your privacy. I would even interpose my head between your vagina and any observers, a totally selfless act I may add. I'm sure you would enjoy the naturist experience, and I seek no reward at all for my assistance.
 
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old_fat_and_hairy said:
bovvy; here in Cambridgeshire are two excellent beaches, suitable for going naked, Landbeach and Waterbeach. The latter has the major disadvantage of having a load of sappers nearby, but I would generously offer to be your escort, to ensure no prying eyes intruded on your privacy. I would even interpose my head between your vagina and any observers, a totally selfless act I may add. I'm sure you would enjoy the naturist experience, and I seek no reward at all for my assistance.
Thank you. I'm happy with this local beach. And I did go down there naked a couple of times. It would have felt very churlish to have kept the bikini on. I suppose I did feel a little self-conscious, being on my own. But it was a genuine question about the etiquette ....... having to concentrate on keeping my knees together, while lying down, reading my book.
 
#40
jibman said:
bovvy said:
sebcoe said:
Please provide details of beach for further study into this subject!!
http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/118087

....... is the one to which I was referring, but there are are others, elsewhere.
we used to do some p.t. close to studland,we had some cracking sights on those runs!!! :D
So PT as in Physical Training ....... and Pr1ck-Teasing........

........ OK ...... I know .... coat.
 

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