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Natural Viagra: Spider Bite Causes Hours-Long Erection

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#2
I have never felt it necessary to use my cock to remove spiders from the bath. I'm a fan of the draped towel.


That said, I'm sure I could - it's fucking massive.
 
#3
E-Layer said:
I have never felt it necessary to use my cock to remove spiders from the bath. I'm a fan of the draped towel.


That said, I'm sure I could - it's fucking massive.
I don't think you actually need to get bitten on the dick for it to work :) :?
 
#4
Heavens preserve your innocences, dear boys! :roll:

This is all to do with "Spanish Fly" (actually Franco-Spanish Morocco); and Foreign Legionnaires who drank from insect-infested wells in the Western desert, giving them stiffies that killed some of them and put many of the rest off nookie for life. Massive vasodilation and priapism. 8)

If you could bottle and sell a toned-down version you'd make a fortune to rival Bill Gates' (whomever he may be - although The Young tell me he's absurdly rich). :?
 
#5
Steven said:
E-Layer said:
I have never felt it necessary to use my cock to remove spiders from the bath. I'm a fan of the draped towel.


That said, I'm sure I could - it's fucking massive.
I don't think you actually need to get bitten on the dick for it to work :) :?
Best not to take any chance though......
 

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It's called rigor mortis!
 
#7
Go to your dental centre...ask for some xylocaine........in cream format and in a tube........."put it on"....and you will be the biggest dick in town""......it does work....biggest problem is getting it from the denist!!!!!
and his mate...= fill ma cavity!!!!!
 
#8
or just break your pelvis.
Good bit- raging hard on.
Bad bit- pain, disability, death
 
#9
"Doctor, can you take away the pain but leave the swelling?"
 

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