Ive just attended my twin daughters nativty today and thought I had better bring it to the attention of fellow arrsers about a group of obvious walts which I outed, there an then - yeh, feckin to right. 1st - I know Jesus is dead so the 4 year old girl (????) who was trying to be Jesus was an obvious walt, busted on the spot when I asked why she was wearing a toon army top and not an old sack cloth and where was her winky. After a few more probing questions around the old testament, creation of the Universe v Briefer History of Time version she fessed up and said she was pretending. 2nd - I also know the wise men and kings are dead, and there were at least 30 of them in the school hall today - again, outed by me after I asked where exactly had they come from... Gateshead wasnt the correct answer. Walts the lot of em. Dont even ask me about the wise man who told me he was first on the stable balcony trying to get a ganders and the boy christ. 3rd - Mary & Joseph have long pegged it so the two who were walting it up were again outed there and then. I asked how he got her up the duff without slipping her the length - basic walt mistake, hadnt done his background and told me it was classified. Well, we all know thats bull dont we. Finally - my twin girls are most definately not stars. I happen to know that the nearest star is farkin miles away and my two aint it. Anywone else met nativity walts lately? On a different note, head teacher told us all that we couldnt take piccies of our little cherubs cos it was against "health and safety" and previously piccies of other kids had appeared on t'internet. When I asked her where this was documented as LEA policy she started monging it up, when I also asked her why it was ok last summer to take piccies during sports days she again monged it up. BEMUSED to say the least. Took the piccies anyway, once I started, the flood gates opened.