Native Americans hunt OBL

#1
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,21363226-2,00.html?from=public_rss

The unit, the Shadow Wolves, was recruited from several tribes, including the Navajo, Sioux, Lakota and Apache. It is being sent to Tajikistan and Uzbekistan to pass on ancestral sign-reading skills to local border units.

In recent years, members of the Shadow Wolves have mainly tracked smugglers along the US border with Mexico.

But the Taliban's resurgence in Afghanistan and the US military's failure to hunt down Osama bin Laden - still at large on his 50th birthday on Saturday - has prompted the Pentagon to requisition them.
 
#2
"The Shadow Wolves"? Oh good grief....

These guys really do think they're in a Hollywood Movie don't they? What's the betting it'll feature Nicholas Cage?
 
#3
A recce report from 49 Para/ LURP Company, militated against such a move as this. It favoured resurrecting 'The Molly Malones'.
 
#4
Facey_Romford said:
"The Shadow Wolves"? Oh good grief....

These guys really do think they're in a Hollywood Movie don't they? What's the betting it'll feature Nicholas Cage?
Nicolas in a fcuking cage.

He couldn't act his way out of an open prison.
 
#5
FunkyNewBlood said:
In recent years, members of the Shadow Wolves have mainly tracked smugglers along the US border with Mexico.

I suppose that means they followed tyre tracks........

G:Tonto

T:Yes Geronimo

G:Heap big Ford pick up, pass um this way

T:How can you tell

G: Heap big oil stains on um ground, Heap big tyre tracks

T: Bull Sh*tting (shurley shume mistake, don't you mean Sitting Bull?)
 

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#6
They'd be far better employed hunting down and exterminating the people who took THEIR lands.
 
#7
Not difficult, John Wayne played most of them.
 

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#8
G: OK Tonto, we have a new mission. We are on a search to find the enemy of peace in the region.

T: Heap big problem this Geronimo.

G: Why is that Tonto.

T: We sent to far away hunting grounds by 'The Man' . . .

G: Yes, we have.

T: I follow many heap tracks and spore.

G: Good work my man.

T: Tracks um all go to place where we just been sent from.

G: Bugger.
 
#9
Facey_Romford said:
"The Shadow Wolves"? Oh good grief....

These guys really do think they're in a Hollywood Movie don't they? What's the betting it'll feature Nicholas Cage?
They could make it a musical.

Dances with wolves.
 
#10
If this doesn't work, will the US government sioux? Sorry, not apache on mistersoft's puns. I'll get my Lakota...
 
#11
RIP Maurice Heakin.

Last of the Mo Heakin's.
 
#12
Huron a roll today mistersoft!
 
#15
I wouldn't want to crow about it.
 

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#16
I think that the first Company man I met was a US army scout. He was native American, served with the Big Red 1, US First Infantry. To be honest I'm not sure why they haven't done this before, seems an obvious move. The only reason I can think is that the native americans see this as the crazy paleface's war....
 
#17
Nehustan said:
I think that the first Company man I met was a US army scout. He was native American, served with the Big Red 1, US First Infantry. To be honest I'm not sure why they haven't done this before, seems an obvious move. The only reason I can think is that the native americans see this as the crazy paleface's war....
There'll be a casino in Tora Bora, just you wait.
 

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#18
Random_Task said:
Nehustan said:
I think that the first Company man I met was a US army scout. He was native American, served with the Big Red 1, US First Infantry. To be honest I'm not sure why they haven't done this before, seems an obvious move. The only reason I can think is that the native americans see this as the crazy paleface's war....
There'll be a casino in Tora Bora, just you wait.
You might be right, but I'll wager you will only be able to play for matchsticks ;)
 
#19
Mission, "to pass on their ancestral sign reading skills"
There are going to be some heap big confused Jinglies knocking about soon. Some of whom have about 20 years warfighting experience already.
 

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