National Office of Homeland Security:  Alert No. 3

We recently received credible intelligence that there has been six suspect terrorists using this Forum.  Five of the six have been apprehended.  Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have all been taken into custody.

At this time, no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin, has been located.

We are confident that anyone who looks even remotely like he’s Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

Currently, no evidence has yet been produced to show that you are a suspect.

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