National Lottery, 15 Years, and still won fcuk all!

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  1. What is the most you have won?

    * 50p → Prize Fund
    * 28p → Good Causes (How about this bit spent on the forces each week?)
    * 12p → Government
    * 5p → Retailers as Commission
    * 5p → Camelot
    o 4.5p → Camelot for Operating Costs
    o 0.5p → Camelot for Profit
  2. I won 10squid for 3 numbers back in 98? I think it was

    didn't even buy 3 beers in London :x
  3. 10 quid!! :x :x :x :x

    I always get 5 on the Euroand 5 on the national!

    I have found more money in the street than i have won! :x :?
  4. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    Nothing: don't play it and believe it to be a tax on the stupid.
  5. £58 last weds for 4 numbers with the first ticket I bought in years, my first and only win on the lottery :D

  6. Tell that 2 the chaps who won 45 million each the other week.

    Now playing fruit machines i would put in the brain dead catorgory!
  7. £30 for 4 bloody numbers!! Pish! :x
  8. QFT
  9. Agreed. 15 years at 100 winners a year (at least), so 1500 or so new millionaires. Yep, bet they all feel really stupid that they bought those tickets.
  10. Missus won £86 spondulies a few months back, I've had a few tenners too but nothing to retire to the sun on. :)
  11. Buy Premium Bonds instead....

    If you don't win you still have your quid.
  12. £50 bloody quid in 35 years :x
  13. used to play every week for years, and always the same numbers. week of princess di's death, didn't think they'd have a draw (not sure why i thought this) and of course they pluck out every one of my fcuking numbers... GUTTED.
  14. But you still have your original money....
  15. £100 on a scratchcard it didnt change me though.