Nasty Scam

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Please take this seriously, it is TRUE!

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at my local supermarket.

    Don't be naive enough to think that it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works:


    Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your items into the boot. Dressed in skimpy T-shirts they both start wiping your windscreen with a cloth. It is impossible not to notice.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket car park.

    You agree and they get in the back seat.

    On the way they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this coming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets