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#2
I like how they state that Kenyan men can go on for ages, but British Soldiers only last a few seconds.

If they look like the African whores I remember - a few seconds is more than enough.
 
#9
Any bloke who dips his wick in one of those skanky horrors deserves to watch his knob melt away, the flies would fight you off anyway.

On the other hand i know a REME bloke who married one and shipped it to the UK, strange old world!!!
 
#11
Will that mean some lackwit Yumin Rites law firms will be sharpening their pencils, packing their bags and flying out there to 'advise' these Nice Ladies who 'entertain' gentlemen, will be seeking kompenshayshun for loss of earnings from MoD......??
 
#15
My only experience of Kenyan hookers was when I was having a drink with a mate in a Kenyan hotel and three extremely large ladies tried to insist we buy them a drink, refusal was greeted with the accusation that we were gay and frankly I would rather have gone gay than put my personal parts anywhere near the African heffalumps I was faced with.
 
#16
Will that mean some lackwit Yumin Rites law firms will be sharpening their pencils, packing their bags and flying out there to 'advise' these Nice Ladies who 'entertain' gentlemen, will be seeking kompenshayshun for loss of earnings from MoD......??
I think Phil Shiner is already out there suing us for letting British soldiers have their way with Kenyan prossies in the '70's, this is merely diversification, so that he can now also sue us for not letting them - its win/win when you're engaging public interest lawyers limited...
 
#18
I think Phil Shiner is already out there suing us for letting British soldiers have their way with Kenyan prossies in the '70's, this is merely diversification, so that he can now also sue us for not letting them - its win/win when you're engaging public interest lawyers limited...
Let's hope they pay him in kind.
 
#19
Any bloke who dips his wick in one of those skanky horrors deserves to watch his knob melt away, the flies would fight you off anyway.

On the other hand i know a REME bloke who married one and shipped it to the UK, strange old world!!!
Old army proverb: 'When the regiment marches back out after a tour in the jungle, one soldier always comes back married to a gorilla'.
 
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