Nanny state to assess babies

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by stoatman, Mar 16, 2007.

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    The government now wants to assess babies on their ability to gurgle, and five-year-olds on their ability to be PC...

    I believe that they have totally lost the plot this time...

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  2. It does sound as though Prescott is somehow involved.
  3. :pissedoff: Un-be-lievable!

    If I wasn't already totally unkeen on the breeding thing that would completely put me off.

    New Liarbour: the party of small government and liberty! (Just you watch them spin it!)
  4. my Son likes to take all his clothes off and dance in front of the telly ASSESS THAT ONE BLAIR
  5. My friend's toddler does that too, playing with his bits at the same time, but usually only when there're guests there. I think he's going to be a squaddie when he grows up! :D
  6. Yep thats the one he only seems to do it when its Girls aloud or Christina so I aint really worried yet
  7. From the This Is London article. Somebody else doubts this ridiculous scheme. Still, there's always somewhere to shove the rusks.
  8. don't be daft - rattles are now outlawed under health and safety legislation
  9. And probably not so well received as somebody said "Chew on it"