A man moves into a nudist colony. his parents write to see how he's settling in and ask for a picture of him in his home. He doesn't have the heart to tell them he has become a naturist, so cuts the photo in half and sends them the top half. A month passes and this time his gran asks for a snap. again he takes a photo, cuts it in half, but accidentally sends the bottom bit. He frets, then remembers her eyesight is wonky, so thinks she won't notice. A week later, she replies. it says: "thanks for the picture, but change your hairstyle, it makes your nose look too short."