Naming a hound

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  1. Castle MDN has taken delivery of a new Black Labrador (bitch) still in its clingfilm wrapping.

    Its blacker than a Golliwogs claypit and need to name it pronto.

    I therefore throw it to the NAAFi to name it.

    Already dismissed are Guy Gibsons dogs namesake, Rod, Rick, Dave, Jimpy, cnut and anus.

    I expect a pile of dribble but I suppose if you throw enough sh1t at a wall, some of it will stick.
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Naomi Campbell!
  3. How about "Syndrome"?

    Then if it takes to leaping at people you can astonish them with cries of "Down Syndrome!"
  4. msr

    msr LE

  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer


  6. We have a winner.
  7. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

  9. fcuk off

    At the park, dog runs off, you shout FCUK OFF very loudly every few mins so the dog comes back.
  10. "and boogie"

    then when she jumps up, you can shout ..........................................................

    GET DOWN and boogie

    Ahh my taxi's here already.
  11. Blackie

    Trigger (from Band of Brothers, not Only Fools and Horses)

    Blog (Black Dog)

    Mohammed (You can parade him proudly around a predominantly muslim area and see if what the papers is saying about muslims and dogs is true.)
  12. Nasty.

    (It would have to be if it were MDN's...)