Naming a hound

#1
Castle MDN has taken delivery of a new Black Labrador (bitch) still in its clingfilm wrapping.

Its blacker than a Golliwogs claypit and need to name it pronto.

I therefore throw it to the NAAFi to name it.

Already dismissed are Guy Gibsons dogs namesake, Rod, Rick, Dave, Jimpy, cnut and anus.

I expect a pile of dribble but I suppose if you throw enough sh1t at a wall, some of it will stick.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#2
Naomi Campbell!
 
#3
totty
 
#4
How about "Syndrome"?

Then if it takes to leaping at people you can astonish them with cries of "Down Syndrome!"
 
#5
Winston
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Chewblakka?

Cnut?
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#10
Fcukbuddy
 
#12
fcuk off

At the park, dog runs off, you shout FCUK OFF very loudly every few mins so the dog comes back.
 
#13
"and boogie"


then when she jumps up, you can shout ..........................................................












GET DOWN and boogie


Ahh my taxi's here already.
 
#14
Blackie

Trigger (from Band of Brothers, not Only Fools and Horses)

Blog (Black Dog)

Mohammed (You can parade him proudly around a predominantly muslim area and see if what the papers is saying about muslims and dogs is true.)
 
#17
Biatch, or Ho!
 
#19
Spot?

Patch?

Ace (as in black as the ace of spades)?

Or to be a little more conventional, my dogs are called Dottie and Mabel, find an old girl's name that isn't heard these days and pick that.
 
#20
ugly said:
We have two cats;
Cfor
Mfor
:D

Edit: While I'm here our Labrafuckwit is called Shadow; never was a hound more aptly named.
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
watertight The NAAFI Bar 32
ExPara The Intelligence Cell 6
msr Army Reserve 32

Similar threads

Latest Threads

Top