Names - the eccentricity thread

Discussion in 'Officers' started by Good CO, Dec 20, 2007.

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  1. Good CO

    Good CO LE Admin

    At the risk of being very boring - certainly I must be in to triple figures on how many times I have said this over the years - NO NAMES or direct identification of anyone not already in the public eye. It's a really simple rule rule - one of the two 'golden rules' that everyone signed up to. Please do observe it.

    Writing in stars is also pointless, if you're writing Capt J**n S***th of *RWF then it's because someone will know who you're talking about, otherwise it's not worth trying. Please don't do it.

    Lecture over and your support in keeping the site out of legal difficulties, and my inbox with fewer complaints is appreciated.
  2. Shouldn't this be in the Announcements G**d CO?
  3. Wait, what's the other golden rule?
  4. Don't eat yellow snow
  5. Rule # 2: Don't whistle with a mouth full of Custard
  6. Never invade Russia n the winter.
  7. Like N******n or H****r
  8. Is that Norman and Hagar..........whoops!
  9. never go on e-bay when a little squiffy :roll: :oops: I now possess a green tent, 4 green roll mats and 4 sleeping bags
  10. Delete with sincere apologies
  11. Never get separated from your kit: it's the first principle of war.

    My Grandad taught me that. :D
  12. If it's too good to be true, it probably is...
  13. Surely it's never play cards with someone whose christian name is an American state?

    Or is it cavort with a woman whose first name is a precious stone?

    I forget which. Now deal me out Minnesota Jones, I have got to go upstairs with Diamond Lil...
  14. And never buy a car from a man whose first name is a state!