Guinness until I feel bloated, then cider, followed by tequilla & vodka Redbulls.
If I'm in my local country pub and one of the regulars - Billy The Rabbit is present, I'll also buy a pheasant or a bit of venison meat. If Billy's brother - Davy The Dealer is there I'll get a couple of grams of whizz and give CDT the middle finger.
London Pride. I rarely touch short drinks in the belief that I probably upset my liver enough just drinking beer. If I have a drink at home which is fairly rare, I drink bottles of Sol which I can pick up at quite a good price.
I'll usually stick to Guinness until I'm bloated, then I switch to whisky. Preferably a nice glass of Jamesons or Bushmills, or sometimes a glass of Laghroaig or pretty much any decent Scottish single or mixed blend. All drank with nothing more than a single cube of ice of course. None of this mixing with coke or lemonade bollocks! ;0)
Depends on the occasion. If I'm down the pub watching the poofball/rugger/having a chat I'll stick to Stella. On a 'night out' I'll have a few pints then on to rum (kraken if they have it) and coke for the remainder, broken up by a few liquid cocaines.