UK storms are now named, and we've just had the joy of Abigail (Nigel and Steve among new storm names - BBC News). @LordVonHarley expressed his disappointment at the standard of names given and so suggestions are invited for something a little more interesting, creative and descriptive. So far we've had:
Storm Nigel? Really! No wonder we lost the empire with that level of imagination.
How about using a mighty "Thor storm" level for big one's that knock over trees and " Cock storms" for small ones that are only good for delaying trains in London?
Nanna storm, the sort that ruffles your hair as it passes...
Or that uncle storm that lifts up skirts.
Brickie storm: whistles while it works.
Over to you lot...Sh!t storm: involves a very angry wife.