Name that cat

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  1. Got followed home half a mile by a cat last night. It won't go home and seems to want to stay. Cute little ginger and white fluffy number. Neutered Tom. Well behaved. Eats sausage and scrambled egg. Likes milk, usual cat things.

    Looks a bit like this:

    Possible names so far include

    Half gwa half biscuit
  2. I quite like that. I wonder if it knows any Pop Will Eat Itself songs?
  3. Gwarfield
  4. Jasper
  5. Twiglet
  6. Valentino Scagnasty( one of my cats names)
  7. I had reserved Greebo for my next cat. Right now I've got a ginger orphaned one that's called Frank. So, since they're unlikely to meet (mine lives near Arnhem, with me), I'd go for Frank.

    Otherwise, I think Eunuch is a good one!
  8. Or the full show name of Gwarfield Twiglet of Foxpish III
  9. Bit unfortunate that you get followed home by pussy and it turns out to be a neutered tom
  10. Shouldn't that be 'Bee-yanka' :D
  11. Johnny 'No b0ll0cks' mackenzie?
  12. testicles

    great to show in the garden at four in the morning
  13. Hucknall?