Name that Bear Competition NAAFI in the COB

BuggerAll

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#1
BFBS have just mentioned that there is a $5 draw and name that Bear competition at the NAAFI in the welfare village in the COB.

Personally I think it should be named in honour of the founder of a local cultural or religious group.

Anyone have any other ideas?
 
#3
Whats the betting that the competition is about to come to a sudden halt?
 
#4
don't call it Mohammed - it would be disrespectful. Call it George W...
 
#5
No Mohammed the complete Cnut thats the full title
 
#7
Glen Torpy?
 
#8
'Not Mohammed' just to make sure everyone knows we are not trying to insult any religion at all, honest.
 
#9
theoriginalphantom said:
'Not Mohammed' just to make sure everyone knows we are not trying to insult any religion at all, honest.
To reuse an old one - call it "Still".
 
#10
Pedo-bear.
 
#11
How about really taking the pi55 and calling it MoHAMmed, complete with the emphasis on the ham part!

Shame it's not a cuddly pig! :D
 
#12
Teddy??
 
#13
Nothing too insulting ...

If it's fat call it "Buddha the Fat Cnut"

If it's skinny, stick a nappy on it and call it "Ghandi the Skinny Cnut"

Or "Salmon Rushdie the bear who got you Muslim cnuts bang to rights" (Sal for short)

K13
 

TheIronDuke

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#15
Blue_On_You said:
Agree totally, Mohammed it is.
Thats just silly. One is a filthy, hairy, snuffling, beady eyed, untrustworthy brown thing that shits in the woods. The other runs Chillingham Road News 'n Booze.

How about Paddington. Thats a nice name for a bear.
 
#16
TheIronDuke said:
Blue_On_You said:
Agree totally, Mohammed it is.
Thats just silly. One is a filthy, hairy, snuffling, beady eyed, untrustworthy brown thing that shits in the woods. The other runs Chillingham Road News 'n Booze.

How about Paddington. Thats a nice name for a bear.
Nah that will never work who would ever name a bear that
 

BuggerAll

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#18
Steven said:
theoriginalphantom said:
'Not Mohammed' just to make sure everyone knows we are not trying to insult any religion at all, honest.
To reuse an old one - call it "Still".
Bear Still / Still Bear - no sorry must have been at the thickness pills 'cause I don't get it. I don't understand what you mean either.
 
#19
BuggerAll said:
Steven said:
theoriginalphantom said:
'Not Mohammed' just to make sure everyone knows we are not trying to insult any religion at all, honest.
To reuse an old one - call it "Still".
Bear Still / Still Bear - no sorry must have been at the thickness pills 'cause I don't get it. I don't understand what you mean either.
'cos it's STILL MOHAMMED. - Thicko!
 

BuggerAll

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#20
Arpie said:
BuggerAll said:
Steven said:
theoriginalphantom said:
'Not Mohammed' just to make sure everyone knows we are not trying to insult any religion at all, honest.
To reuse an old one - call it "Still".
Bear Still / Still Bear - no sorry must have been at the thickness pills 'cause I don't get it. I don't understand what you mean either.
'cos it's STILL MOHAMMED. - Thicko!
OK a still Mohammed would be an easier target than a moving one which is a bonus, but I still don't get it.
 
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