Name that Bear Competition NAAFI in the COB

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BuggerAll, Feb 26, 2008.

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  1. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    BFBS have just mentioned that there is a $5 draw and name that Bear competition at the NAAFI in the welfare village in the COB.

    Personally I think it should be named in honour of the founder of a local cultural or religious group.

    Anyone have any other ideas?
  2. Agree totally, Mohammed it is.
  3. Whats the betting that the competition is about to come to a sudden halt?
  4. don't call it Mohammed - it would be disrespectful. Call it George W...
  5. No Mohammed the complete Cnut thats the full title
  6. How about David Icke or L Ron Hubbard?
  7. Glen Torpy?
  8. 'Not Mohammed' just to make sure everyone knows we are not trying to insult any religion at all, honest.
  9. To reuse an old one - call it "Still".
  10. Pedo-bear.
  11. How about really taking the pi55 and calling it MoHAMmed, complete with the emphasis on the ham part!

    Shame it's not a cuddly pig! :D
  12. Teddy??
  13. Nothing too insulting ...

    If it's fat call it "Buddha the Fat Cnut"

    If it's skinny, stick a nappy on it and call it "Ghandi the Skinny Cnut"

    Or "Salmon Rushdie the bear who got you Muslim cnuts bang to rights" (Sal for short)

  14. Name it in honour of this site, Arrse, as in Bear Arrse :)
  15. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Thats just silly. One is a filthy, hairy, snuffling, beady eyed, untrustworthy brown thing that shits in the woods. The other runs Chillingham Road News 'n Booze.

    How about Paddington. Thats a nice name for a bear.