You just brought back a gunner classic, Dale. G Troop battery bar in Munsterlager had a wives night and the gunners were firmly told to be on their best behaviour.
So, time passed and ignorance oil was taken by all, when one of the gunners at our table loudly declared that the sub sgt was a real coont! (4 Field Rgt RA - Geordie Rgt)
Realising what he had said, he turned to my ex and said: "ooh sorry missus F - I thought you had gone for a fookin piss!
She got the giggles and then had to go - but the funniest bit was when she came back and the guilty party was trying so hard to apologise and not to re-offend... and failing miserably. Cracked us all up.
Is their a section for currently serving in HMF in the form? If so it goes in that bit and leaves the other section N/A or just unemployed. This should be covered in the notes for guidance part of the form, best check if you have this as you don't want to make a mistake and have to fill the forms out again.