Name my pussy

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by stoatman, Jan 26, 2005.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. OK, this is a bit of a long shot, knowing the clientele who normally hang out in the NAAFI. We're getting a cat, and the breeder has given it a totally gash name, and we're getting rather desparate to find a better name before we get the cat on Saturday. The prize? The honour and the warm feeling that you successfully named my cat:

    [​IMG]

    It's a brown Burmese female, and if we don't get a better suggestion, Mrs Stoat is going to call it "Mei" (cos the other one's called "April")... :roll:

    Difficulty:

    No sexual references, no poo references (i know what brown things suggest in your filthy minds, cos they do it in mine too!), no "pussy" references. Sorry to spoil the fun, but Mrs Stoat is only mildly accepting the fact that I'm even asking you guys at all!
     
  2. J_D

    J_D LE

    how bout tigger??
     
  3. Mandelson.

    Cats generally bugger off for long periods then show up expecting to be loved, have no sense of shame and basically do what they want.
     
  4. This one won't be allowed to bugger orf for long periods - it's a breed that can't be let out of the house: they tend to go up to people & make friends with them & then get stolen..

    Anya - tigger? It's not orange with black stripes, it's brown for chrissakes! :lol:
     
  5. Poppy?.................or something sophisticated like Minette

    8)
     
  6. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    DAYWALKER

    Mephusala

    Mr Diggory

    Deefer

    Mini Me

    USS Nimitz

    Tripod

    Gentle Ben

    Eros

    Sapphos

    mickey blue eyes

    The Spirit Of Lord Lucan

    Nonce
     
  7. J_D

    J_D LE

    erin................cookie...................tiggles.......tiddles...........medusa.........rose..............genie..................

    As you can see I am crap at female names.

    Only had male cats and a dog
     
  8. Mr Cat (if you get a boy) and Mrs Cat (if you get a girl).
     
  9. RTFQ

    RTFQ RIP

    It's got no legs! Call it Douglas Bader!
     
  10. Oooops, didn't read the part that said it was female. :oops:
    In that case just Madame Miaow, though it makes better sense if you have a boycat called Chairman. Now, where did I put my coat...? :roll:
     
  11. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Sodger - old fashioned word for troop

    Bugrit - an ancient word from the Indian subcontinent which means ruler.

    G'addavit - Eastern european word for astute animal.

    Alkilya - Gurkhali word for guardian.

    Yashati'mapit Yacnut - Egyptian Pharaoh's soothsayer






















    NB The actual spelling, root, pronunciation and even existence of these ancient names is quite difficult to prove.
     
  12. Aung San Suu Kyi
     
  13. Quey Ma Tha? - Burmese for Son of a bitch

    Nga Lee Soat? - Burmese for suck my cock

    Southbaht? - Burmese for faagina

    Dong? - Burmese for dick

    Chi? - Burmese for shite

    Maylo?- Burmese for MotherFcuker

    Sow Maylo? - Burmese for Stupid MotherFcuker

    Wok?

    Noodles?

    No 39 with fried rice?

    Bitch?

    Britney?

    Tsunami?

    Gollem?

    Yoda?