Name my boy!

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  1. Right - huuuuge problem.

    Just found out that we are having our second boy (just had the scan, great big pair of nuts, im very proud).

    Problem is, the missus has decided that the sproglet is to be called Samuel.

    Samuel. Brings to mind long hair, sensitivity, and basically everything that isnt rugby and girls.

    So, gentlemen, i need suggestions.

    And, if the other half takes one of these names for the new boy, i will donate 100 quid to either BAFF or Arrse.

    I await your collective inspiration.....

    thanks to all that contributed - hooped. mk
  2. Thor

    congrats by the way!!!!
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Algernon Rupert Reginald Sebastian Evelyn DAEDE.

    I am certain that he will take this forward into life with pride.
  4. Jumbalaya Cathedral Portacabin.


  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Are you? We could use cream.
  6. it'th my new thaddle.
  7. Call it Dale, it will grow up to be an EOD fireman, drink like 20 men and not vomit. It may need the odd "Golden Seal" moment, but hey we all have that.

    Plus, Dale is a hetero name. Samuels are just gay.
  8. I like Thor.

    My other boy is called Max (9lb 6 oz when born). He made a dent in the delivery room floor.

    Need a good, strong name.

    Also, ref Dave, cant name my child after me dog.
  9. Sorry can't think of a name that hasn't beentwisted to being "sensitive" The least sensitive I can think of is Skeletor.
  10. Maybe, but check this out first.
  11. Wouldn't worry too much about Samuel, it would soon get abrieviated to Sam(by everyone except his Mum probably) which is quite a cool name.
  12. Sam = samantha.

    Sam is bad. out. negativo. name-a non grata.

    Need summat like hercules.
  13. I agree Dave is usually for dog lovers. How about, Gareth? There are some rugger connotations there.
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    OK - try Hercules (Poirot)