Name my boy!

#1
Right - huuuuge problem.

Just found out that we are having our second boy (just had the scan, great big pair of nuts, im very proud).

Problem is, the missus has decided that the sproglet is to be called Samuel.

Samuel. Brings to mind long hair, sensitivity, and basically everything that isnt rugby and girls.

So, gentlemen, i need suggestions.

And, if the other half takes one of these names for the new boy, i will donate 100 quid to either BAFF or Arrse.

I await your collective inspiration.....

thanks to all that contributed - hooped. mk
 

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#3
Algernon Rupert Reginald Sebastian Evelyn DAEDE.

I am certain that he will take this forward into life with pride.
 
#7
Daede said:
Right - huuuuge problem.

Just found out that we are having our second boy (just had the scan, great big pair of nuts, im very proud).

Problem is, the missus has decided that the sproglet is to be called Samuel.

Samuel. Brings to mind long hair, sensitivity, and basically everything that isnt rugby and girls.

So, gentlemen, i need suggestions.

And, if the other half takes one of these names for the new boy, i will donate 100 quid to either BAFF or Arrse.

I await your collective inspiration.....
Call it Dale, it will grow up to be an EOD fireman, drink like 20 men and not vomit. It may need the odd "Golden Seal" moment, but hey we all have that.

Plus, Dale is a hetero name. Samuels are just gay.
 
#8
I like Thor.

My other boy is called Max (9lb 6 oz when born). He made a dent in the delivery room floor.

Need a good, strong name.

Also, ref Dave, cant name my child after me dog.
 
#10
Daede said:
Right - huuuuge problem.

Just found out that we are having our second boy (just had the scan, great big pair of nuts, im very proud).

Problem is, the missus has decided that the sproglet is to be called Samuel.

Samuel. Brings to mind long hair, sensitivity, and basically everything that isnt rugby and girls.

So, gentlemen, i need suggestions.

And, if the other half takes one of these names for the new boy, i will donate 100 quid to either BAFF or Arrse.

I await your collective inspiration.....
Maybe, but check this out first.

http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/1/Samuel
 
#11
Wouldn't worry too much about Samuel, it would soon get abrieviated to Sam(by everyone except his Mum probably) which is quite a cool name.
 
#14
I agree Dave is usually for dog lovers. How about, Gareth? There are some rugger connotations there.
 

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#15
Daede said:
Sam = samantha.

Sam is bad. out. negativo. name-a non grata.

Need summat like hercules.
OK - try Hercules (Poirot)
 
#19
Daede said:
OC Home is suggesting Finn or Finlay.
Thoughts?

Finley?

As the whore said, that is gay.

Finley Key?

Wrong.

Call him Dale....
 
#20
Fairly categoric response.

Im stuck. Im looking at things i like for inspiration, and so far i can only think of stella, twiglet, or tesco onion ring, none of which are going to pass muster.
 

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