Name 5 Redeeming Things about Africa.

#1
Surely,There must be some good things about the continent, for f@ck's sakes!
 
#2
1) It's miles away.
2) I'm glad I don't live there.
3) Biltong is lovely.
4) We are not responsible for any of it anymore.
5) Even being English, I will admit that South Africa does have a good rugby team.
 
#3
The African ability to forgive
Their incredible ability to remain cheerful when they live in a total shit heap
The extraordinary scenary
The wildlife
The exhuberant music
Their long distance runners
the clean air - once you are oout of the cities

diamonds

Gold

and loads more
 
#4
Rihanna's ancestors came from there (apart from the ones from Ireland).

 

terroratthepicnic

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#5
One of the most known singer song writer in the world was born there
a lot of the spices you eat comes from there
at night you can see that many stars it looks like a cloud
the beer is cheap (girls cheaper - Big Gracie anyone)
it has some of the nicest coastlines in the world
 
#7
They(scientists if the USA lets them) will find a miracle cure for AIDS about a week after the last Black African pops his HiV clogs.

I´ve been predicting this since 1985! :x
 

BiscuitsAB

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#8
midnight said:
They(scientists if the USA lets them) will find a miracle cure for AIDS about a week after the last Black African pops his HiV clogs.

I´ve been predicting this since 1985! :x
that might be a while, I am sure somewhere I read that there are signs of people building immunity to the virus.

Interesting thing to note about Africa is that there is enough diversity in the human gene pool on the continent that if the rest of the world got creamed the human species could recover quite nicely.
 
#9
Blair doesn't live there
Brown doesn't live there
No chav's
Cars don't have to have MOT's
and no
Barry fcuking Scott
 
#11
Lived here for over 30 years and just getting used to it..............

Still there is freedom here no Post code big brother, Laughter , very pretty women, Plenty of fresh fruit and veg grown without chemicals,

No complaints
 
#14
1/ they re-use condoms
2/ there women are cheap
3/ i mean really cheap
4/ Sun
5/ Lions
 
#15
terroratthepicnic said:
One of the most known singer song writer in the world was born there
a lot of the spices you eat comes from there
at night you can see that many stars it looks like a cloud
the beer is cheap (girls cheaper - Big Gracie anyone)
it has some of the nicest coastlines in the world
Who's the songwriter? Mustn't be that popular
 
#16
RHODESIAN said:
Blair doesn't live there
Brown doesn't live there
No chav's
Cars don't have to have MOT's
and no
Barry fcuking Scott
Very true mate, When not working away i live here. Its hard to explain what i like about the place but theres something here gives me a buzz.(not the feckin mozzies in the summer)
Would i go back to the UK? Never all i have to do is watch SkyNews, Sky Weather, BBC N Ireland and i say feck that .
Bliar, Broon, Adams, McGuiness, Paisley dont stress me anymore.
Weathers excellent,
Booze and price of living is cheap.
You can swim in sea and pool nearly all year round.
Everyone supports there country during an international game, there all S African.
Although there is crime, im allowed to arm myself for protection
My Pound goes a long way, especialy in boozer.
Lots of steak, TBones, etc no mad cows, (only people)
World cups here in 2010, lol
Yes theres negatives but please show me somewere were there is not and ill think about moving.
 
#20
Biltong
Wildlife
Scenery
Amarula
Diamonds

As for the lack of chavs, I would rather be mugged by a chav than the Jo'burg equivalent, at least ours might leave you alive afterwards.
 
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