Name 5 Redeeming Things about Africa.

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  1. Surely,There must be some good things about the continent, for f@ck's sakes!
  2. 1) It's miles away.
    2) I'm glad I don't live there.
    3) Biltong is lovely.
    4) We are not responsible for any of it anymore.
    5) Even being English, I will admit that South Africa does have a good rugby team.
  3. The African ability to forgive
    Their incredible ability to remain cheerful when they live in a total shit heap
    The extraordinary scenary
    The wildlife
    The exhuberant music
    Their long distance runners
    the clean air - once you are oout of the cities



    and loads more
  4. Rihanna's ancestors came from there (apart from the ones from Ireland).

  5. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
    1. ARRSE Runners

    One of the most known singer song writer in the world was born there
    a lot of the spices you eat comes from there
    at night you can see that many stars it looks like a cloud
    the beer is cheap (girls cheaper - Big Gracie anyone)
    it has some of the nicest coastlines in the world
  6. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    1. Bush meat
    2. apartheid
    3. Idi Amin
    4. Zanu-pf
    5. Freetown- wonderfull place for a drink!
  7. They(scientists if the USA lets them) will find a miracle cure for AIDS about a week after the last Black African pops his HiV clogs.

    I´ve been predicting this since 1985! :x
  8. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    that might be a while, I am sure somewhere I read that there are signs of people building immunity to the virus.

    Interesting thing to note about Africa is that there is enough diversity in the human gene pool on the continent that if the rest of the world got creamed the human species could recover quite nicely.
  9. Castle Lager
  10. Blair doesn't live there
    Brown doesn't live there
    No chav's
    Cars don't have to have MOT's
    and no
    Barry fcuking Scott
  11. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Best thing ever in Africa. Rhodesian Light Infantry
  12. Lived here for over 30 years and just getting used to it..............

    Still there is freedom here no Post code big brother, Laughter , very pretty women, Plenty of fresh fruit and veg grown without chemicals,

    No complaints
  13. You get loads of LOA if your posted there

  14. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

  15. 1/ they re-use condoms
    2/ there women are cheap
    3/ i mean really cheap
    4/ Sun
    5/ Lions