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Naked Ninjitsu or Kit off Karate.

#1
I took the dog out for a walk on the dunes yesterday only to trip over a martial artist pracising his routing prior to the All nations Bollocky beat up during the easter term.







The one that made me twitch and left me with no alternative but to fellate him to completion was this one..... its apparently called 'The I trod on a hot barby coalandhurtlikefcukyagi'


We then collapsed in a naked heap and got stuck into the dog while old men watched and rubbed themselves.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#6
Hey, you try leaping about in the cold!

(I'm concerned as to where MDN found these pictures and what possessed him to post them)
 
#7
Biscuits_AB said:
Hey, you try leaping about in the cold!

(I'm concerned as to where MDN found these pictures and what possessed him to post them)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, poor Biccies! Did he promise never to show a soul, that they were only for personal use? :D
 
#10
oh I don't know, he's kinda cute, and he definitely promises greater things................. but you know what puts me off him? His skinny legs - can't cope with skinny legs..........
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#12
DozyBint said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Hey, you try leaping about in the cold!

(I'm concerned as to where MDN found these pictures and what possessed him to post them)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, poor Biccies! Did he promise never to show a soul, that they were only for personal use? :D
Keep it up lady and I'll post those ones I have of you.
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#13
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Biscuits_AB said:
(I'm concerned as to where MDN found these pictures and what possessed him to post them)
I was looking for pictures of naked martial artists, I am attracted to them

Hope this helps
Yep. Thought as much.
 
#17
Looks like he's below the ' legal limit '.. hope you tossed him back and observed the humane ' catch and release ' protocols. MDN...
he definitely needs some fattening up and maturation.. skinny, no muscle tone and that ' appendage ', I dunno, seems he's been licked clean.. anyone check MDN for short and curly ' dental floss '?
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#19
It's RTFQ in a 'Hide-your-gwa-ness" wig & merkin combo while on a tramp hunt..

Unfortunately seen it live - am still injecting battery acid into my retinas.
 
#20
I suppose it would have very uncouth of me to have masturbated over those photos?

The majestic way he seemed to defy gravity whilst having a symetrically perfect pen1s was magical.

I'll put money on him being no stranger to the art of man love. Unlike MDN who would only touch himself after a hot Dettol bath and a complete dermabrasion of his c0ck lid.
 

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