Naked Climbing - A new Army sport anyone?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Crazy_Legs, Jul 14, 2008.

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  1. Have a look at this:

    Naked Climbing

    Our love of AT and nudity should make us world champions overnight!! :D :D
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Er, guess what I just found . . .

    Rock Porn Calendar :D





    © 2008 Dean Fidelman - Stone Nudes
  3. Why???
  4. Biped, Biped. I'd have thought one so worldly as you would know - It's not porn if it's in black and white, it's artistic.

    Nice tits. though.
  5. Where does she keep her chalk bag then ?
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    [hangs head in shame]

    Indeed Carrots, I stand (to attention) corrected. It most certainly is an artistic representation of both the female form and the art of rock climbing al fresco (see my cunning attempt at restoring worldlyness by using a foreign lenguage there?)
  7. Who cares! :D

    Hang on, where's her stickies? :p
  8. No, no, no, no, no.

    It's not suited for the British weather. There are too many creepy-crawlies on the rock ledges, not to mention spiky things and birds hunting for worms.

    It's definitely a spectator sport.
  9. Oh, sure.. it all looks so artistic and artsy in the photos.. but they don't show you the lacerations and abrasions and bruises from rubbing lush female nakedness across unforgiving rock, they don't show you her falling and getting a rock hard stalagmite[ stalactite? , I can never rmemeber which one sticks up and which one hangs down ] caught in her ladybits....[ hmmmm.. maybe a second edition for the S&M market, there ..]

    then again, maybe a bit of a pose ' pole dancing' al fresco with a long, hard jutting surface might just put the calendar into ' best seller ' market...

    all nice and pastoral, bet she wouldn't fare well on the North Face of the Eiger!
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I hate heights, can't even wear two pair of socks, so I will volunteer to be at her bottom, .............sorry, THE bottom, holding the rope.
  11. Why bother with the effort of rock-climbing anyway?

    Just get a cherry-picker and some fit birds. Strip them and superglue their hands and feet to a cliff.

    Same entertainment, it would last longer and you wouldn't have to worry about them falling off.

    BTW - don't forget to paint them in varying shades of grey - saves messing about with photo manipulation.
  12. It did have a certain je ne sais quoi... <Adjusts velvet smoking jacket and moves to pool accompanied by scantily-clad blondes>
  13. I see, from the the comments columns, that a number of ' artistes' are bent out of shape because the poses of the young female climber are a trifle " too crotchy " in number..

    previous year's efforts were 'better, more artsy ' [ sniff ]...

    I would have thought if anyone is climbing up a cliff and you're taking photties from below, 'crotchy' would be the default pose...
  14. Perhaps the best review from someone who bought the calendar: "Great calendar, but the construction is not so good. I've placed it on my frig at home and it has already torn. Not good."
  15. Naked bars and naked climbing.Some of the extra curricular activity in 59 Cdo Sqn!!