Naked Attraction

The world is, as my late dad used to say "going to Hell on a handcart".
Just drop the hood, and go for a blast somewhere.
I went out to Tesco this morning locally for tonight's dinner.
Via Tyndrum.:rolleyes:
No mobile connectivity it appears.
Double amputee IED guy hoovers up the chick on naked attraction
I watched an episode a few weeks ago. The first half was all cocks for the female picker.
Second half was more cocks and dubious fannies for a tri sexual bloke.

I was very disappointed and my wife was all giggles.
Did you just assume his gender??!!
How very perceptive.

I am a practicing Gender Fluid Projectionist. I assign people a gender depending on my mood and perceived situation, these assigned genders can change to any one of the 27 possible combinations.

I am writing an article for the Guardian about it and how it can be used to over come the gender pay gap and gout.


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Too many 'swinging dicks' on this programme, but the titties and vag makes a nice change.... Doity gels....!!

I can remember thinking 'Blind Date' was rubbish, but after 'Naked Attraction' it's a BBC costume drama by comparison. I'm vaguely worried about what comes in 20 years' time to make NA look classy. A serial killer or a rapist getting to pick his next victim, or something like that.
St Peter of Leeds should be available as SME/advisor by then.

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