Naked Arrse

#1
Last week I called "Naked Facebook"; today its...

NAKED ARRSE!
 
#4
You can leave your socks on...
 
#11
*thinks it's a great idea, strips, realises girls all chose that moment to go to bed, drinks more while avoiding that dodgy new subaltern with the funny eyes*
 
#13
taboo said:
smudge67 said:
taboo said:
RACsucker said:
*looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told :)
It's quantity, not quality, you go for??
My dear smudge,It is only quality if they no what the hell to do with it!! :p
I cum everytime.....I'm great! ;)
 
#14
Sorry, to prevent unneccesary excitement of females I cannot participate, my apologies
 
#15
smudge67 said:
taboo said:
smudge67 said:
taboo said:
RACsucker said:
*looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told :)
It's quantity, not quality, you go for??
My dear smudge,It is only quality if they no what the hell to do with it!! :p
I cum everytime.....I'm great! ;)
Gold winner...................again
 
#16
taboo said:
RACsucker said:
*looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told :)
Yes cheer up China - at least it has an amusing appearance. :p
 
#17
Cuddles said:
taboo said:
RACsucker said:
*looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told :)
Yes cheer up China - at least it has an amusing appearance. :p
You know what they say, make a woman laugh and you're halfway there.
 
#18
futurebootie said:
Cuddles said:
taboo said:
RACsucker said:
*looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told :)
Yes cheer up China - at least it has an amusing appearance. :p
You know what they say, make a woman laugh and you're halfway there.
A bit hard to keep "Wood" when the female you fully intend to get in the sack is laughing hysterically whilst pointing at said genitalia!!

I know..... i have experience!! :cry:

Best to keep the light off! or approach from behind! or do her whilst she is unconc.........no, that's going down the wrong route, so to speak!!
 
#19
King_Chimp said:
futurebootie said:
Cuddles said:
taboo said:
RACsucker said:
*looks at floor, avoids eye contact and removes clothes, trying to hide funny looking small penis*
Aaww,Its not the size..So I am told :)
Yes cheer up China - at least it has an amusing appearance. :p
You know what they say, make a woman laugh and you're halfway there.
A bit hard to keep "Wood" when the female you fully intend to get in the sack is laughing hysterically whilst pointing at said genitalia!!

I know..... i have experience!! :cry:

Best to keep the light off! or approach from behind! or do her whilst she is unconc.........no, that's going down the wrong route, so to speak!!
Isn't going down the wrong route the whole point?
 
#20
futurebootie said:
Sorry, to prevent unneccesary excitement of females I cannot participate, my apologies
I heard that you killed a woman with your dick.
I believe she broke her back trying to get on it. :p
 

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