Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by red rose, Sep 17, 2011.

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  1. Why are us Norteners harder than you shandydrinking twats?
  2. Peasant.
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  3. Because you evolved later, so whilst wed discovered fire and the wheel and clothing you were still ekeing out a life in a hovel near Burnely. shagging relatives for warmth and finding streams to lie in as shelter from the wind.

    Editted to ensure my hypothetical abuse didnt flounder over tractors leaving wheel ruts.
  4. So you drink shandy then?
  5. Fuck off,we shag realatives for fun,not warmth
  6. What's a realative? Is it one of those sister monsters you have?
  7. Are you related to red_square? Only asking as he's an illiterate no-mark craphat too. You shitcunt.
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  8. Don't forget that to us Jocks, you Northerners are great big soft southern poofs.
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  9. lmao five alpha,ill take that from you ad your semi funny,but bugger your airbourne paye is going so welcome to crap hat world
  10. Have you considered suicide?
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  11. Mariner id rather be a jock than a shandy drinking twat
  12. A supreme candidate for the Hole!
  13. HHH

    HHH LE

    What's that when it's at home !! :?
  14. Jesus wept i never thought i would see any cnut spout more shite on here than the Afghan Khandak but you my little DNA failure have beat him.