Nagging Wife

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by TA4156, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost £5,000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her here. The husband said ship her home. The undertaker said " but sir why dont you bury her in the Holy Land." The husband said "a long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead...... I cant take that chance"