naff squaddie tatts

apparantly in civvy street its a common belief that all us squaddies have had ink done

anyone out there seen any truly inspiring artwork?

and alot of you must have seen some squaddie art that has made you cringe!

i knew a girl who got certa cito tattoo inked in blandford, booted out a few weeks later for drugs i heard.

"engerland" tattood by some novice in bournemouth. the lad didnt get charged a penny diue to the spelling mistake... how kind!

the floor is open
 
c'mon Moods...you must have some good uns!!!
 

duckiciao

War Hero
My dad (ex gunner) has two naked women sprawled over his back, a bulldog on one arm, and a rose on the other...and i think there is a bird on his leg as well
 
I remember hearing of a lad from 7 Bde who, after returning from Op Granby, proudly got a Jerboa tattoo on his arm above the words:

"Dessert Rats"

Sweet

Another one from the Royal Corps was a Troop of females going through phase 1 training and were in Charlie Troop.

They thought the female & Charlie link was too good to miss and every single one of them now has a

"Charlie's Angles" tat

:thumright:
 

edd1989

Old-Salt
E-Layer said:
I remember hearing of a lad from 7 Bde who, after returning from Op Granby, proudly got a Jerboa tattoo on his arm above the words:

"Dessert Rats"
I really hope it was spelt with only the one "S" otherwise it would tend to suggest he was a bit of a porker when it came to pudding time.

Edd
 

Narcissus

War Hero
I knew a lad that had one on his ribs so it looked like the skin was pulled off to look like a robot underneath with metal work and wires, it was a foot tall by 1/2 foot.

easy-wan-kenobi, I knew a girl that had that tat and got booted for drugs but she had a jimmy on her shoulder as well, cira 2001/2, same girl?
 
edd1989 said:
E-Layer said:
I remember hearing of a lad from 7 Bde who, after returning from Op Granby, proudly got a Jerboa tattoo on his arm above the words:

"Dessert Rats"
I really hope it was spelt with only the one "S" otherwise it would tend to suggest he was a bit of a porker when it came to pudding time.

Edd
i think that was possibly the whole point!!!
 

edd1989

Old-Salt
bigbird67 said:
edd1989 said:
E-Layer said:
I remember hearing of a lad from 7 Bde who, after returning from Op Granby, proudly got a Jerboa tattoo on his arm above the words:

"Dessert Rats"
I really hope it was spelt with only the one "S" otherwise it would tend to suggest he was a bit of a porker when it came to pudding time.

Edd
i think that was possibly the whole point!!!
I must stop drinking brake fluid.

Edd
 

atko

Old-Salt
'AirboUrne' :thumleft:
 
B

Bottleosmoke

Guest
E-Layer said:
I remember hearing of a lad from 7 Bde who, after returning from Op Granby, proudly got a Jerboa tattoo on his arm above the words:

"Dessert Rats"

Sweet

Another one from the Royal Corps was a Troop of females going through phase 1 training and were in Charlie Troop.

They thought the female & Charlie link was too good to miss and every single one of them now has a

"Charlie's Angles" tat

:thumright:
The story was printed in soldier mag................the muppet.
 

chemystery

Old-Salt
When I went through Phase 1 at Lichfield there was a guy who had a tatt of an SAS solider, masked up and pointing a pistol forward with the slogan 'Who Dares Wins' underneath....chopper!

I always thought that he'd get 'special' treatment if ever he was caught on an E&E exercise or if caught in theatre.
 
chemystery said:
When I went through Phase 1 at Lichfield there was a guy who had a tatt of an SAS solider, masked up and pointing a pistol forward with the slogan 'Who Dares Wins' underneath....chopper!

I always thought that he'd get 'special' treatment if ever he was caught on an E&E exercise or if caught in theatre.
Special needs treatment might be more in order.

One of my recent favourites was a bloke who was going for a cheap version of laser removal..... by having the whole thing inked in. either that or he was aiming ultimately for special treatment under the race relations policy.
 
linemanloz said:
I knew a lad that had one on his ribs so it looked like the skin was pulled off to look like a robot underneath with metal work and wires, it was a foot tall by 1/2 foot.

easy-wan-kenobi, I knew a girl that had that tat and got booted for drugs but she had a jimmy on her shoulder as well, cira 2001/2, same girl?
yep scottish, went by the name of r******* nice girl
 
seen a charging viking with raised battleaxe in fine line tattooing, that looked the dogs bollox,

mate had "blood group 100% proof" on his shoulder, but the strangest one was my brother who has a different blood group to me on his shoulder, does he know something I dont...........?
 
One lad I went through training with had his Regt Number tattoed down his forearm!! Knobber. DS made him cover it up with another Tatt.
 
mate of mine who's ex REME told me about a guardsman who had a cracking tatt of a guardsman in bearskin with the words Scots Gurds underneath.
 
duckiciao said:
My dad (ex gunner) has two naked women sprawled over his back, Rose on the other...and i think there is a bird on his leg as well
What the feck did your Mum say when she caught them?
 

Jimmy_Kranke

Old-Salt
Early 90's, a fellow member of my Recce Platoon decided whilst on leave to have the word "RECCE PL" tattooed on his forearm.

Unfortunately he was a welsh speaker, english was his 2nd language, coupled with the fact that he was as thick as shite. When he returned from leave he proudly displayed his latest artwork:

[align=center] "REECE PL"[/align]


[align=center] :frustrated: [/align]
 

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