Nadine Dorries on I'm a Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here

Wordsmith

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
Nadine Dorries (aka the publicity hungry, why haven't you promoted me the the cabinet) MP has signed up to I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.

I'm a Celebrity: Nadine Dorries should "justify" her conduct as MP - Telegraph

Nadine Dorries, a frequent critic of David Cameron, signed up to spend up to a month away from her Mid-Bedfordshire constituency and the House of Commons without consulting her party.

According to reports, the controversial MP will be discussed at a meeting of her local Conservative Association, which had no idea she had flown to Australia to prepare for the show already.
I've rarely watched the show before, but I'll be voting for the b*tch in every bush tucker trial going....

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FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
I would.

Great to see Louise Mensch stick the knife in and talk about letting down her constituents - talk about the bond of the sisterhood - hypocritical harpy.
 
#3
#5
Exactly. And she's not a 'celebrity' either, rather someone obviously swanning off on a jolly. As a former jolly-swanning malingerer, I should know. Fire the cow!
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
She is employed by the taxpayer to be an MP yet she is fucking off to do a look at me I'm a sleb stunt for a month? Sack her!
That's very narrow-minded. For years we used to send our antisocial elements to Australia to get a hard time. It's good to see the tradition revived and there are 650-odd more where she came from.
 
#7
What a munter - it's got skin like a feckin' orange. A sweaty bitch too. And what's more - I've never even bloody heard of her before.
 
#8
So is she booking a month's leave? Will it be unpaid, seeing as how the twats in parliament get most of the year off anyway?
Could she be sacked for deliberately absenting herself from work? Will she donate her £40,000 fee to charity, as she says she's doing it to reach a bigger audience than she can in the HoC, (I look forward to her views on the current fiscal policies proposed by the chancellor, while she tries to swallow a Roo's cock, or indeed during a bush tucker trial)

Ever since the arrival of 'Blair's babes' women in politics, like Harman, Abbot, or Mensch, have gone further to proving how very wrong the suffragettes were in thinking that women could ever be anything more than bubbleheaded eyecandy. Their sole purpose being to offer amusement to the male MPs while they cock up running the country.

Orange peel skin notwithstanding, I would, because I quite like fringes on girlies.
 
#10
And what's more - I've never even bloody heard of her before.
Yeah, but that's par for the course with 99.9% of 'slebs' today. I only recognise Brucie!
 
#11
I don't care if they say they are going to smear Piers Morgan in pigs blood and make him swim with hungry crocodiles, I still couldn't watch this shit.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#12
Well, she's had the whip withdrawn (ooh err missus) so she won't be enjoying any party support on her foray into the bush (who'se bush I have no idea but given her stance on abortion couselling, I rather suspect that girl on girl is not her thing).
 
#14
She's a Scouser. It's quite appropriate. She just missed Transportation that's all.

Tell Gobshite Mensch to fuck off. Who rang her bell?
 
#16
I would.

Great to see Louise Mensch stick the knife in and talk about letting down her constituents - talk about the bond of the sisterhood - hypocritical harpy.
I had to check and see that this had actually happened. Fucking unbelievable.

"When it was suggested that she was not fit to criticise, having quit her MP role mid-term, Mensch replied: "When I had to leave Parlt to be with my husband, I resigned. One is serious family issue; one is celeb. I did everything I could to avoid an early resignation and wish I had been able to. I wasn't."

Lying Cunt.
 

CountryGal

MIA
Book Reviewer
#17
She is employed by the taxpayer to be an MP yet she is fucking off to do a look at me I'm a sleb stunt for a month? Sack her!
Anyone whose employed is entitled to holiday allowance ;)
 
#18
What a munter - it's got skin like a feckin' orange. A sweaty bitch too. And what's more - I've never even bloody heard of her before.
That's the problem, they should rename it 'I want to be a celebrity, get me in there'

Bunch of cunts the lot of them.
 

CountryGal

MIA
Book Reviewer
#20
MP's do not have terms and conditions, there is no minimum attendance requirement, which is just as well for a certain Scottish former PM.
Really? There's no job description or confirmation of perks and proclaimed constituting an employment contract?????

I didn't know that

Edited to add last sentance
 

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