It's good that you've kept the cream for next time!!!

Just make sure that you visit your nearest GU MED for a routine check-up just incase!!! hahaha


No way would you catch me doing one of those horrible stinking slappers, i would´nt even do it with Lord flashpants even with the cream on and ten condoms.

More to the point i´m happly married
Hey Flashy,

You never know here........ He might actually be what your really looking for in life!!!!! ;D

He might even give you his number!!!!!!

Hehehehehehehehehe ::)


No i don´t do AAC but i know a woman who does here is the number
0898 69 69 sex
Leeanne. Which Fat NAAFI slappers are you referring to? The ones employed by NAAFI or the ones that frequent NAAFIs?

By the way ever noticed how if a guy shags every female that moves, he is a top guy. If a girl shags every bloke that moves she is a slag; and if she doesnt she is a lesbian!! Why is that?
Tara, You're absolutely right!!!

FINALLY - A male that has actually noticed it..........I have a name for these type of's quite simple is MALE SL*TS!!

Do you know of any??? ;D

And Flashy - I keep forgetting about these message boxes, Thanks for reminding me!!!! ;D ;D ;D
I try to be a male s lut whever I can, but I'm justified.. honest!..  You see it's the method of my quest for a woman that I can wake up next to and not immediately want to go and drink beer with my mates and tell them what happened.  One that I can be truly happy beside. That girl will be the one I marry!

Jeez.. can't believe I admitted that to myself.. never mind about a possible billion or so people!  :-/
At least your honest..Maybe you should put that on the new jokes post in the Tall Srories block!! haha

I'm only winding you up - You really seem a bit different to all the other Squaddies! I thought that they all lived under the same braincells!!!! ;)
Well Cilla Black used to ask that question on Blind Date when Romance was in the air!