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NAAFI Girls....Dirty Slags or Misunderstood Angels?

NAAFI Girls....Dirty Slags or Misunderstood Angels?

  • Innocent Princesses

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  • Disease Ridden Slappers

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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Can anyone help me settle an argument between myself and Mrs butDim.

She used to work NAAFI at our old unit and she gets defensive when I turn round and say majority of NAAFI girls are dirty ho's who see more business than a £5 hooker in Portsmouth docks, and who will flash parts of thier anatomy at the drop of a hat.

She replies that not all of the girls she worked with were like that and the rumors are false.

Any stories or evidence on the contrary will be appreciated, so I can show her ladyship she's wrong..........although I'll doubt she'll accept it
Keogh Barracks 1986..........two scottish girls who liked to play as a pair. God, the memories (mammaries)...........ooohhhhh I'm hormonal again :oops: :oops:


BagCharge said:
Middle Wallop (year deleted just in case) - NAAFI Manageress = Blow/Bum/Fanny sex in my room for 2 hours = draw ya own conclusion :wink:
She had a strap on then?
I always give people the benefit of the doubt, I voted for 'Innocent Princesses', not only that but none of them have jumped me.. So to me they are 'Innocent Princesses' with food & stuff :)

*Just not that 'stuff'
75% of my STD's came from NAAFI wenches. They are dirty, dirty women who will pass on VD at the drop of a Bacardi and coke. Gawd bless em, and I do miss their 'company'
Strensal York ** pretty fit one still took her to see the sights of Liverpool then she moved back in with her fella when I finnished at strenny... wonder what she's doing now?... her dad was the QM so it was a bit of a double header pads brat cross between naafi bird :)

got to admit I got no scabbie knob... did off one in Windsor tho :'(
I used to work in a naafi bar in northern ireland, there was a mixture of staff about 50% were happily married and only served drinks and food, the other 50% would do anything for a bottle of wkd blue (especially the red head, no offence).

So in my humble opinion, I'd say its a bit of both. :D
Lulworth Camp NAAFI 197???......... I came I saw..........we shagged each other rotten :twisted: :twisted:
(In her quarter not more than 50m away from the Guardroom/husband on guard) 8O 8O
HMS herron 1998, got 3 pints of strongbow, a chicken burger, bed hopped 2 naafi girls then went back to my camp in the morning with my 600 million new "friends" who burrowed into my skin! Passed it on to the rest of my mates via guardroom blankets, got a shoing, and we all stunk of derbac m happily ever after!!!! All because my mate said that HMS Herron Naafi birds were easy. Not worth the hassle.

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