NAAFI Bar Or Womans Own

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by HHH, Apr 30, 2011.

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  1. HHH

    HHH LE

    Has the NAAFI bar become the online version of Womans Own magazine?

    In the past day so far we've had discussions on;

    1. Gardening
    2. Dress design
    3. Seatbelt laws
    4. Medal wearing protocol
    5. Hat design
    6. etc, etc

    The only one we are missing is a knitting thread!!!

    Anyone want to start one?
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  2. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I tried starting a knitting thread with your mum
    But we ended up shagging all day long

    Feel Better now?
  3. A knitting thread nah that would just be a bit of a Yarn!!

    Taxi !!
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  4. No it's just got full of boring cunts, who've never been near a naffi
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  5. What's a naffi?
  6. All the Royal Wedding crap did it for me.. It's time for all those threads to go for a drive in a tunnel in Pa-ris, chased by papparazzi.

    (I inserted the "-" because I hate those embedded link things that pop into threads when you use certain words. For fucks sake.)
  7. It's like a NAAFI but not spelt the same
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  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    Yea I do, but me mums tired out,having to spend all day getting you hard enough to shag her. She says next time take 10 Viagra, or she can bring 2 lollipop sticks and elastic bands to splint your dick!
  9. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    that joke really gives me the needle.
  10. is it like a crap canteen?
  11. or a cell in the maze..... well when bobby was there, all the shit on the walls and all..
  12. I dont knit but I can sew if thats any help :)
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  13. No good I'm afraid.. every squaddie should be able to sew! Preferably using the "Neat up front, like a fucked up spiderweb underneath" method.
  14. Aye but he probably needed a scaff board across his arse to stop him falling in.
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  15. Indeed, we'd probably have the wool pullovered our eyes on many occasions.

    Doubtless we'd also have purls of wisdom cast before us and the humour would have us in stitches

    Still, knitting pattern would make a change from 58 pattern.
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