NAAFI Bar Or Womans Own

#1
Has the NAAFI bar become the online version of Womans Own magazine?

In the past day so far we've had discussions on;

1. Gardening
2. Dress design
3. Seatbelt laws
4. Medal wearing protocol
5. Hat design
6. etc, etc

The only one we are missing is a knitting thread!!!

Anyone want to start one?
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
I tried starting a knitting thread with your mum
But we ended up shagging all day long

Feel Better now?
 
#3
A knitting thread nah that would just be a bit of a Yarn!!

Taxi !!
 
#5
#6
All the Royal Wedding crap did it for me.. It's time for all those threads to go for a drive in a tunnel in Pa-ris, chased by papparazzi.

(I inserted the "-" because I hate those embedded link things that pop into threads when you use certain words. For fucks sake.)
 
#8
I tried starting a knitting thread with your mum
But we ended up shagging all day long

Feel Better now?
Yea I do, but me mums tired out,having to spend all day getting you hard enough to shag her. She says next time take 10 Viagra, or she can bring 2 lollipop sticks and elastic bands to splint your dick!
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
#13
I dont knit but I can sew if thats any help :)
No good I'm afraid.. every squaddie should be able to sew! Preferably using the "Neat up front, like a fucked up spiderweb underneath" method.
 
#14
Yea I do, but me mums tired out,having to spend all day getting you hard enough to shag her. She says next time take 10 Viagra, or she can bring 2 lollipop sticks and elastic bands to splint your dick!
Aye but he probably needed a scaff board across his arse to stop him falling in.
 
#15
A knitting thread nah that would just be a bit of a Yarn!!

Taxi !!
Indeed, we'd probably have the wool pullovered our eyes on many occasions.

Doubtless we'd also have purls of wisdom cast before us and the humour would have us in stitches

Still, knitting pattern would make a change from 58 pattern.
 
#16
There is a pattern appearing here.

it could be a stitch up.

Fck it lets get pissed!!
 
#17
No good I'm afraid.. every squaddie should be able to sew! Preferably using the "Neat up front, like a fucked up spiderweb underneath" method.
All Velcro now with the new MTP Combat Uniform.
 
#18
All Velcro now with the new MTP Combat Uniform.
Immune to barbed wire/random loose nail/rough edged landy door then? Or maybe I was just unlucky.. hehe! Ah well.
 
#19
I've avoided coming onto here for the past couple of days with this fucking moronic wedding, it's like all the dribbling cunts from mumsnet invaded this place and anyone who dared to suggest they couldn't give a fuck about two rich strangers getting married would be accused of sleeping with Peter Dow. Is it safe for us cynical uncaring cunts to return yet?
 
#20
I've avoided coming onto here for the past couple of days with this fucking moronic wedding, it's like all the dribbling cunts from mumsnet invaded this place and anyone who dared to suggest they couldn't give a fuck about two rich strangers getting married would be accused of sleeping with Peter Dow. Is it safe for us cynical uncaring cunts to return yet?

only if you say you want to fuck her sister till she cries
 
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