NAAFI Bar Knob of the Week

#1
It's Friday morning on a perfect subtropical autumn day, and having survived yet another night of lurking death, one's thoughts turn naturally to petty vituperation.

Who has shat you to tears this week, and why?

I nominate Swoop http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/p=3320526.html#3320526 for reasons that include, but are not necessarily limited to, the following;

-ga(y)mer

-suspect name and avatar

-starting a flame war, and then losing it - to YANKS

-seeking moral support in the most amoral and least supportive forum on the net

-starting a trans-Atlantic/trans-Pacific slagging match (although I quite like that bit)

Your turn. Go on, spit it out, you'll feel better.

Swoop-1
 

LancePrivateJones

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#4
auscam said:
It's Friday morning on a perfect subtropical autumn day, and having survived yet another night of lurking death, one's thoughts turn naturally to petty vituperation.

Who has shat you to tears this week, and why?

I nominate Snoop http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/p=3320526.html#3320526 for reasons that include, but are not necessarily limited to, the following....etc...........
I second this Auscam.

Snoop-Nominated for trying to start a flame war thread that descended into a bit of gentlemanly and surprisingly polite banter between the UK and the Septic Tanks before everybody died of boredom.

Huge fail.

BTW, It's friday where I am.
 

TheIronDuke

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#7
I name the chain dragging convict auscam.

auscam said:
vituperation.
The sign on the wall clearly states "Three syllables maximum in NAAFI unless one is ratted and the final syllable is 'grrughk' or unless Royalty is visiting in which case it is aceptable to say "DunnoifIhavecomefarIwasin mescratcherthismorningMum"

You son, are fucked.
 
#8
Swoop-3
Self-2

Edited to add TID's vote.

I thought this might happen. Too late now. Never mind, just crash through or crash, eh?
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
BarkingSpider said:
auscam said:
Swoop-3
Self-2

Edited to add TID's vote.

I thought this might happen. Too late now. Never mind, just crash through or crash, eh?
With results like that maybe you could be hung.
Please. We havent hung a convict for ages. Best we give them a pickup and a shotgun. Give our gap-year students an interesting tour of the arrse end of nowhere?
 
#11
BarkingSpider said:
auscam said:
Swoop-3
Self-2

Edited to add TID's vote.

I thought this might happen. Too late now. Never mind, just crash through or crash, eh?
With results like that maybe you could be hung.
I reckon he is well-hung, being a reputed Vietnam vet (unless he got his goolies 'n all shot off :D ).

Aus, you got to realise that in our time zone everyone is jerking off to whatever red, blue, yellow or grey exit poll floats their boat. You'll most likely not get any sense out of them until tomorrow.
Or ever.
 
#12
chalice said:
BarkingSpider said:
auscam said:
Swoop-3
Self-2

Edited to add TID's vote.

I thought this might happen. Too late now. Never mind, just crash through or crash, eh?
With results like that maybe you could be hung.
I reckon he is well-hung, being a reputed Vietnam vet (unless he got his goolies 'n all shot off :D ).

Aus, you got to realise that in our time zone everyone is jerking off to whatever red, blue, yellow or grey exit poll floats their boat. You'll most likely not get any sense out of them until tomorrow.
Or ever.
Hey! Some of us are just jerking off to porn whilst awaiting the results. :twisted:
 

TheIronDuke

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#13
So can we hang the fucking convict, or what?
 
#14
Aha, my cunningly-worded question didn't limit itself to ARRSE; Parliamentary democracy, the neighbour's cat, erectile dysfunction - if it shits you, have a rant!

PS; I'm not a Vietnam vet folks (not sure how that came about) Nor am I female, gay or an expat (dunno 'bout that either) :D
 
#18
Wouldn't his erratic, contrived, faux-sincere diction provide an unusual rhythm for you to pump along to?

Just wondering, none of my business, obviously.
 

TheIronDuke

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#19
LancePrivateJones said:
What the fuck is this thread about?
Dunno. I'm just trying to be invisible while I creep up behind the convict Vietnam vet and stick one up his wrong 'un.

What brings you to this thread sailor?
 
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