NAAFI Bar Knob of the Week

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by auscam, May 6, 2010.

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  1. It's Friday morning on a perfect subtropical autumn day, and having survived yet another night of lurking death, one's thoughts turn naturally to petty vituperation.

    Who has shat you to tears this week, and why?

    I nominate Swoop for reasons that include, but are not necessarily limited to, the following;


    -suspect name and avatar

    -starting a flame war, and then losing it - to YANKS

    -seeking moral support in the most amoral and least supportive forum on the net

    -starting a trans-Atlantic/trans-Pacific slagging match (although I quite like that bit)

    Your turn. Go on, spit it out, you'll feel better.

  2. It's Thursday night you fucking convict.

    I vote for you for thread plagiarism. :D
  3. lol here it is! but note the name and the clues in autumn and subtropical
  4. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I second this Auscam.

    Snoop-Nominated for trying to start a flame war thread that descended into a bit of gentlemanly and surprisingly polite banter between the UK and the Septic Tanks before everybody died of boredom.

    Huge fail.

    BTW, It's friday where I am.
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    The site runs on Zulu.

    Fuck 'im :twisted:
  6. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I name the chain dragging convict auscam.

    The sign on the wall clearly states "Three syllables maximum in NAAFI unless one is ratted and the final syllable is 'grrughk' or unless Royalty is visiting in which case it is aceptable to say "DunnoifIhavecomefarIwasin mescratcherthismorningMum"

    You son, are fucked.
  8. Swoop-3

    Edited to add TID's vote.

    I thought this might happen. Too late now. Never mind, just crash through or crash, eh?
  9. With results like that maybe you could be hung.
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Please. We havent hung a convict for ages. Best we give them a pickup and a shotgun. Give our gap-year students an interesting tour of the arrse end of nowhere?
  11. I reckon he is well-hung, being a reputed Vietnam vet (unless he got his goolies 'n all shot off :D ).

    Aus, you got to realise that in our time zone everyone is jerking off to whatever red, blue, yellow or grey exit poll floats their boat. You'll most likely not get any sense out of them until tomorrow.
    Or ever.
  12. Hey! Some of us are just jerking off to porn whilst awaiting the results. :twisted:
  13. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    So can we hang the fucking convict, or what?
  14. Aha, my cunningly-worded question didn't limit itself to ARRSE; Parliamentary democracy, the neighbour's cat, erectile dysfunction - if it shits you, have a rant!

    PS; I'm not a Vietnam vet folks (not sure how that came about) Nor am I female, gay or an expat (dunno 'bout that either) :D
  15. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    What the fuck is this thread about?