Booorrds are supposedly better at multi-tasking than bleerrks. Having seen my lass trying to push a wheel barrow full of concrete and kick the dog up the arse, at the same time, I came to doubt this theory. The back garden path is still covered in the shit. I came up with a simple test to try the theory out. Up to now I have yet to meet a bird who can give a decent blowjob and knit a sock at the same time. Try this, or a similar test yourself. Then give us your vote and a scientific account of your research. On the male multitasking I have been very fair. I was able to fill out my pools coupon satisfactorily whilst engaged in full on 69 action with our lass. She only tumbled me on the second attempt the following week. When I went to seal the envelope, I ran the adhesive edge through her snatch to moisten it, cutting her arse in the process. I now use self sealing envelopes. During the whole process the only evidence I could see for female multi-tasking was that her arse made a good biro holder!