Mystery masturbator makes manly mess

#23
"I could see something white, and at first I thought it was shampoo that had leaked from my bag or something - so I went to touch it and give it a smell.”- Mohammed Ali

I bet he got caught licking it as well but omitted that part.......
He was a great Heavyweight champion. :thumleft:
 

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LE
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#24
Great dit for the grandkids.
"Heard of Mohammed Ali ?
Well i shagged his towel and he did nothing about it!"
 
#26
Is this a like "phantom shitter", just wondering where on the scale of severity they compare.
 

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LE
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#29
Funnier in a shampoo bottle.
It's difficult getting your Jap's eye in a shampoo bottle, especially as I can get the shampoo bottle in my Jap's eye.
 
#31
It's difficult getting your Jap's eye in a shampoo bottle, especially as I can get the shampoo bottle in my Jap's eye.
Spooge into a bucket like other horses do, syringe to hoover it up and squirt into the bottle.

Do you bloody Zulus need everything explained to you?
 
#34
Has he considered that he may not be as popular as he thinks he is.
 

Nemesis44UK

LE
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#35
Have a like for the thread title, you ******
Pretty good, I must admit. Reminds me of the Sun's headline for a social media spat between Jordan and Peter Andre years ago. The headline read: "The Twitter Batter of Tiny Pete."
 

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