Mystery Brown Envelope!

Discussion in 'Army Reserve' started by WhiteHorse, Oct 1, 2004.

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  1. Mrs WH has just called to let me know that an A4 Brown Envelope has arrived at home. It would appear to originate from the MOD 8O

    She refuses to open it, any Ideas what it might be :?

    No prizes for the correct answer. Or the wrong one either :twisted:
  2. Your unit disbanded? :(

    A TA/Employer questionair? :wink:

    Time to dig out your sunglasses? 8) 8O
  3. Funny, I got one today as well...
  4. The great big glasgow tombola has picked your number at random for an all expenses, once in a lifetime trip to somewhere hot?
  5. Joining instructions for a course?
  6. It's a survey:
    a) The war was good
    b) The war was bad
    c) I like being in the TA b'coz -
    d) I don't want to be in the TA b'coz -
    e) All of the above
    f) None of the above


    I the aforementioned White Horse hereby give all my titles and chattels to Messrs Blair and Brown to do with as they will and when they want (coz they have my 'nads in their hand) 8O 8O
  7. I wish, maybe I got on that Apache Pilots course (TA):wink:
  8. underwater knife fighting course?
  9. I have some Factor 15 if you need it. T5 is arriving

    Keep us updated
  10. I suspect I'll be the "Be in Chilwell or else" letter I got today.

    See you in a few weeks!
  11. It's your aplication for entry into the Royal Navy being returned. You aren't supposed to fill it out in crayon, you stupid git! :D
  12. Captain_Crusty

    Captain_Crusty War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Quick, quick! Open it!

    The sooner you arrive out here, the sooner I can go home...

  13. They went out months ago (July/August)

    Just phoned home to check I ain't got one.

    R u sure its not a CSA letter
  14. Get the mrs to burn it, then move. :twisted:
  15. HG,
    Is your envelope A4 brown with a small sticker printed by computer in the middle, feels as though it contains 20-25 pages or so? With envelopes or smaller letters inside? This is how a very annoyed, yet still wont open the envelope, Mrs WH described it to me :roll: