Mysterious Unmarked Tape...

#1
Hi All!

Having recently discovered an unmarked Video cam tape, I have come to the conclusion that it is almost certainly footage of me and an old ex-girlfriend engaging in a hardcore beer fuelled sexual adventure.

However, I have two problems with this! The first is that in order to confirm the contents of this mysterious tape, I will have to view the contents at work - the only place where I have the right equipment to view the tape.

Secondly, once I have established that it is indeed footage of the ex getting a good boning, what to do with this golden nugget of joy? Bear in mind that I can't stand her, and her family are a) a bunch of jehovahs witnesses and b) bastards.

Can't decide... Internet, or signed copies to all of her family?

Thoughts please? :)
 
#6
On the other hand this tape maybe a parting shot for your Hex. It may or may not be a tape of her being spit roasted by you Father and Mother (with 12 inch black strap on) while she screams how good your Father is.
Just a thought!
 
#7
I think you need a more structured approach to this matter.

Get converted to DVD and then send a copy to your ex’s neighbours houses. Not the ones right next door, but about 5 or six houses down also one to the local pub for good measure.

It will self propagate from there - thus having a longer shelf life. It will cause much more frantic running around trying to collect up all the DVD’s when she finds out after several weeks of funny stares and sniggers.

If you send it to the relatives it will be all out in the open far too soon. A lot of people have DVD copiers now and they are all dying to use them. Gossip travels in many formats in this day and age.

Hope this helps
 
#11
I for one look forward to seeing your ex girlfriend in all her sultry glory, howling in the throws of a clitoral orgasm.

Oh, and your beautifully sculptured penis glistening with baby dew.
 
#12
Geordie_Blerk said:
I for one look forward to seeing your ex girlfriend in all her sultry glory, howling in the throws of a clitoral orgasm.

Oh, and your beautifully sculptured penis glistening with baby dew.
Geordie_Blerk,you're getting worse!!! You need help! (or more beer!!! :p )
 
#14
Lympstone_Mud_Warbler said:
Gossip travels in many formats in this day and age.
Ah how true.

In a similar situation, I got the beers in, invited my mates round and we all watched a filum of me giving the ex a damn good* scuttling. Sure enough the gossip mill kicked in and everyone in the local now knows she's a dirty slag who loves it up her.

Therefore, my advice is to share the love with buddies.


*It's my fecking story, and if i say i was great then i was, OK? :p
 
#15
Definitely send a copy to the parents with a small note saying "This is for knocking on decent people doors and pissing them off with your god bothering crap. Bastages!!" :p
 
#17
Hmmm makes me think that I should destroy the two camera films I recently found....

One is entirely innocent....... the other involves Africa, high ranking officers and a lesbian sex show!

Definately not worth a trip to Jessops! :D
 
#18
Step 1: DVD copies to as many mates as possible.
Step 2: Abovementioned mates phone local Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses expressing interest in finding religion.
Step 3: When god's representatives drop in for a chat and a cuppa, have the dvd on pause at a good facial shot of soon to be excommunicated former lady friend, then press play.
Step 4: Post results and pics in the naafi.
 
#20
We've had a skip this weekend at chez cuddles and I've been turfing out all sorts of stuff. However one item I've not turfed out was a "plain brown envelope" which to my surprise contains pictures of my ex-wife and I on the job but also of not one but two ex-girlfriends in reader's wife type poses - one with norks to die for!

As soon as the daughter gets home and sex dries up again I shall simply flip open the magic lucky envelope and engage in sex with someone I really love -me!
 

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