Mylene Klass and that new M&S ad

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by batus_survivor, Jun 27, 2008.

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  1. I'm thinking of that new one they've been showing lately with her getting ready to on her hols. The opening sequence is her getting herself waxed.
    Is it me, or does she look like she enjoys that pain?
    Time for a cold shower...
     
  2. that fine line between pleasure and pain ... one has to love M&S fashionporn
     
  3. I have to agree, that's definitely pleasure on her face. It's a little bit cheeky. I like it!
     
  4. I like that Black bird in that advert, apparently shes married to Claude Makelele of Chelsea. Sucks to be him, with his ultrafit model wife, international football career, millions of pounds banked and global fame...
     
  5. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    I'd do Twiggy. Bit of GILF all the way.
     
  6. Personally I can't see why I fancy Mylene so much. Stunning, talented, nice. And that dirty minxy look on her face in that ad. No, can't figure it out...
     
  7. Hands off!! She is Noémie Lenoir and I got first dibs some point last year when I first saw and announced to anyone that would listen that I wanted to fcuk her silly.
     
  8. I just wnat to know were that beach is.

    All M&S ads are porn. The womans voice on the food ads makes me do a sex wee, and shes only talking about fancy chips.
     
  9. So is it M&S or S&M then? :twisted:
     
  10. they're not just chips...
     
  11. You can imagin her in the bedroom saying

    "This isn't just sex. This is the dirtiest, kinkiest sex you've ever had."

    Oh, I think I've just arrived.
     
  12. Dervla Kirwan

    I would ruin her.
     

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  13. Noémie Lenoir: Hot?
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    Can't see it myself, much!
     
  14. And do you know what really does my head in? Her footballing knob of a husband went out and did the dirty on her, sleeping with some ugly blart of a barmaid!!! I mean, FFS what was the man thinking?