Mylene Klass and that new M&S ad

#1
I'm thinking of that new one they've been showing lately with her getting ready to on her hols. The opening sequence is her getting herself waxed.
Is it me, or does she look like she enjoys that pain?
Time for a cold shower...
 
#4
I like that Black bird in that advert, apparently shes married to Claude Makelele of Chelsea. Sucks to be him, with his ultrafit model wife, international football career, millions of pounds banked and global fame...
 

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#5
I'd do Twiggy. Bit of GILF all the way.
 
#6
Personally I can't see why I fancy Mylene so much. Stunning, talented, nice. And that dirty minxy look on her face in that ad. No, can't figure it out...
 
#7
Bradstyley said:
I like that Black bird in that advert, apparently shes married to Claude Makelele of Chelsea. Sucks to be him, with his ultrafit model wife, international football career, millions of pounds banked and global fame...
Hands off!! She is Noémie Lenoir and I got first dibs some point last year when I first saw and announced to anyone that would listen that I wanted to fcuk her silly.
 
#8
I just wnat to know were that beach is.

All M&S ads are porn. The womans voice on the food ads makes me do a sex wee, and shes only talking about fancy chips.
 
#10
bobath_lost_his_account said:
I just wnat to know were that beach is.

All M&S ads are porn. The womans voice on the food ads makes me do a sex wee, and shes only talking about fancy chips.
they're not just chips...
 
#11
You can imagin her in the bedroom saying

"This isn't just sex. This is the dirtiest, kinkiest sex you've ever had."

Oh, I think I've just arrived.
 
#12
All M&S ads are porn. The womans voice on the food ads makes me do a sex wee, and shes only talking about fancy chips.
Dervla Kirwan

I would ruin her.
 

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#13
Bradstyley said:
I like that Black bird in that advert, apparently shes married to Claude Makelele of Chelsea. Sucks to be him, with his ultrafit model wife, international football career, millions of pounds banked and global fame...
Noémie Lenoir: Hot?





Can't see it myself, much!
 
#15
And do you know what really does my head in? Her footballing knob of a husband went out and did the dirty on her, sleeping with some ugly blart of a barmaid!!! I mean, FFS what was the man thinking?
 
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#17
mediumwhiteamericano said:
And do you know what really does my head in? Her footballing knob of a husband went out and did the dirty on her, sleeping with some ugly blart of a barmaid!!! I mean, FFS what was the man thinking?
Thats what I don't get. I know they say the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, but sh1t the bed! How bad could things at home be if you are going to leave her in doors to go and bang some rancid Cockeny barmaid?
 
#18
Klass is also trained pianist and if you read the Sunday Times interview she seems pretty sensible. Klass indeed. Her looks are the result of half Fillipino, half Austrian. Diverse lineage does you a lot of good.
 

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#19
gobbyidiot said:
Klass is also trained pianist and if you read the Sunday Times interview she seems pretty sensible. Klass indeed. Her looks are the result of half Fillipino, half Austrian. Diverse lineage does you a lot of good.
That is all well and good, but does she lick hoop ?

I think we need to know.
 
#20
Ah, the old ring dhobi test. Looking at that pouting mouth I'd give her the benefit of the doubt, just so long as she gave me free access to her undercrackers.

Is she allergic to stanley knives?
 
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