Myleene Klass back on the market!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chocolate_frog, Jun 3, 2012.

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  1. Dumped on your birthday, eh? Never mind pet.
  2. I would;-)
    Myleene is still very nice even after 2 kids.
  3. I would. But she'd need to get some bigger boobs if she really wants to keep me interested.

    I am easily pleased.
  4. When she talks it sounds like she is desperately trying to hold back a giant dribble.

    I bloody would though
  5. At least you know she fucks.
  6. [​IMG]

    As if the question needed to be asked....
  7. You say that but,some 'people' think Mariah Carey would be a better bet!:shock: Personally,I'm with you!:applaud:
  8. I'd do both, but then I'm not (and can't afford to be) choosy ;-)
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  9. I'd rim her out like a yoghourt pot!!

  10. her now ex must be a raving poof to dump her
  11. I'd do her every which way but legal. Still don't think she should ever have got rid of those massive chebs though

    Sent from my brick using poo stained fingers
  12. Myleene-Klass14.jpg

    I'd shag that until the neighbors complained about the smell.:hump:
  13. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    So Katherine Jenkins and Myleene Klass are both now available?

    All I have to do is shave my balls, have a bath and go to London. I have not done any of those three in the last 4 months but I'm sure I'm in with a chance.