My wife's pussy

#1
The postman has just brought me the bill for the cat euthanasia the vet's did last week.

£264.23

Drugs and stuff,consultations etc etc Then tucked away at the bottom

Euthanasia £42.00 Cremation £48.00

I did actually like the cat,but that's a bit strong isn't it?
On the upside our gorgeous blonde Polish vet did give me a long hug whilst pressing her spectacular chest into my moobs.
 
#2
all in all worth it then surely.
 
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#3
Jeeber times have changed since the days of a .22 behind the ear, a shoe box and a large wailing procession for entombment down in the bottom of the garden by a horde of 5 year olds under the pet sematary tree!!
 
#4
Why do you have to pay £42.00 for euthanasia, surely cremating it will kill it anyway.
 
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#5
The postman has just brought me the bill for the cat euthanasia the vet's did last week.

£264.23

Drugs and stuff,consultations etc etc Then tucked away at the bottom

Euthanasia £42.00 Cremation £48.00

I did actually like the cat,but that's a bit strong isn't it?
On the upside our gorgeous blonde Polish vet did give me a long hug whilst pressing her spectacular chest into my moobs.
My commiserations to you .I had exactly the same distressing situation to handle last year. Mrs. Trowel firmly rejected my suggestion of a shovel to the back of the bloody cats head. A sad time for all.
 
#6
Its about a cat. I feel cheated.
 
#7
The postman has just brought me the bill for the cat euthanasia the vet's did last week.

£264.23

Drugs and stuff,consultations etc etc Then tucked away at the bottom

Euthanasia £42.00 Cremation £48.00

I did actually like the cat,but that's a bit strong isn't it?
On the upside our gorgeous blonde Polish vet did give me a long hug whilst pressing her spectacular chest into my moobs.
I am genuinely sorry to hear about your moggies demise. Only yesterday did I point out your avatar to my missus stating that the creatures bulging, dilated eyes were a classic sign of feline pancreatitis, nearly always fatal i'm afraid.
 
#8
Sandbag - G1098 Stores - Free
Tracklink - Scrap metal cage - Free
River - Done
 
#9
I am genuinely sorry to hear about your moggies demise. Only yesterday did I point out your avatar to my missus stating that the creatures bulging, dilated eyes were a classic sign of feline pancreatitis, nearly always fatal i'm afraid.
Thanks Ned.That's not mine.I googled "worried cats" Don't ask why.........

The one we had had a heart condition.Luckily (?) we have two other cats.......
 
#12
Mmhh let me see

Remington .22lr subsonic round 9 cents
Cat basket, borrowed Free of charge
Walk in the woods Free of charge
Pre dug old badger set Free of charge
Ruger Mk III Priceless
 
#16
I've been duped into clicking onto this thread!

I was hoping to share a funny story about my Ex wife's pussy....................
 
#18
Thanks Ned.That's not mine.I googled "worried cats" Don't ask why.........

The one we had had a heart condition.Luckily (?) we have two other cats.......
Make the other two disappear asap or you will end up forking out another 500 notes. Tell the kids they have run away.

Better still, sell the cats to the local chinky and make a few quid.

Please post pics of yer missus snatch for conning us.
 
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