My wife's pussy

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  1. The postman has just brought me the bill for the cat euthanasia the vet's did last week.

    £264.23

    Drugs and stuff,consultations etc etc Then tucked away at the bottom

    Euthanasia £42.00 Cremation £48.00

    I did actually like the cat,but that's a bit strong isn't it?
    On the upside our gorgeous blonde Polish vet did give me a long hug whilst pressing her spectacular chest into my moobs.
     
  2. all in all worth it then surely.
     
  3. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Jeeber times have changed since the days of a .22 behind the ear, a shoe box and a large wailing procession for entombment down in the bottom of the garden by a horde of 5 year olds under the pet sematary tree!!
     
  4. Why do you have to pay £42.00 for euthanasia, surely cremating it will kill it anyway.
     
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  5. My commiserations to you .I had exactly the same distressing situation to handle last year. Mrs. Trowel firmly rejected my suggestion of a shovel to the back of the bloody cats head. A sad time for all.
     
  6. Its about a cat. I feel cheated.
     
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  7. I am genuinely sorry to hear about your moggies demise. Only yesterday did I point out your avatar to my missus stating that the creatures bulging, dilated eyes were a classic sign of feline pancreatitis, nearly always fatal i'm afraid.
     
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  8. Sandbag - G1098 Stores - Free
    Tracklink - Scrap metal cage - Free
    River - Done
     
  9. Thanks Ned.That's not mine.I googled "worried cats" Don't ask why.........

    The one we had had a heart condition.Luckily (?) we have two other cats.......
     
  10. sorry about your moggy...

    if you post a pic of your wife's flange you'll feel much better,i promise....
     
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  11. Why bother, by all accounts it looks like a melted welly.
     
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  12. Mmhh let me see

    Remington .22lr subsonic round 9 cents
    Cat basket, borrowed Free of charge
    Walk in the woods Free of charge
    Pre dug old badger set Free of charge
    Ruger Mk III Priceless
     
  13. Smells like one too.
     
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  14. If it's that bad, I think I'd rather shove one up the dead cat.
     
  15. I've lost track, are we still on about cat corpses or snatch?