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My Wife

phil245

LE
Book Reviewer
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My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............
If you are sleeping......send me your dreams
If you are laughing......send me your smile
If you are eating...........send me a bite
If you are drinking........send me a sip
If you are crying............send me your tears
I love you x

I replied........
I am having a shit.
What should I do?
 

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