My Wife

phil245

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#1
My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............
If you are sleeping......send me your dreams
If you are laughing......send me your smile
If you are eating...........send me a bite
If you are drinking........send me a sip
If you are crying............send me your tears
I love you x

I replied........
I am having a shit.
What should I do?
 
#2
I'm with a prostitute......can I send you the bill?
 
#3
Phil. Stop copying and pasting jokes. Its just not funny and makes you look a twunt.
 

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