My Wife

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Oct 16, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............
    If you are sleeping......send me your dreams
    If you are laughing......send me your smile
    If you are eating...........send me a bite
    If you are drinking........send me a sip
    If you are crying............send me your tears
    I love you x

    I replied........
    I am having a shit.
    What should I do?
     
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  2. I'm with a prostitute......can I send you the bill?
     
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  3. Phil. Stop copying and pasting jokes. Its just not funny and makes you look a twunt.
     
  4. I thought it was funny. As was the initial response.
     
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  5. Thant's hilarious nice one ​phil245 :)

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