DREAMS IN A BOX - A brilliant body for a fiver. I had to laugh... my wife bought a box featuring a bloke with drug induced mussles on the front and a bird on the back who would sneer at Ben Affleck if he offered to buy her a drink. Inside, were electric pulsers that tickled her tummy while she laid on the couch eating chocolate and chips. Me... I cut down the booze and gave myself a regular beasting (light because I've become a bit of a nonce). Needless to say... One month on... I've got my shape back and she just lost 5 pounds (and by pounds I mean quid)... and she still looks like a pear. Are we that stupid that we think we can slim by spending a fiver, or that the next Fusion2 razor with 10 blades will give us a better shave, or that the new even whiter washing powder (bereft of chemicals because of H&SE) will make our clothes cleaner... Just because of pretty pictures, a famous name and a higher price. That said... I'm gonna buy one of those new orange squeezers. You put one orange in and get twice as much juice out! Forget the law "matter can not be created or destroyed"... Einstein proved this was not true, so my nuclear juicer will sit there proud and unused as of next week.